Joey (they/he)

I have never been so proud of a fellow f-slur

If I'm a pedestrian who waited for the walk signal and made eye contact with the driver, should I be making sure to take a picture of their license plate when they try to plow me over?

A brewery patio

😱

What should I do in Seattle next week?

As a person who reads often in public, I can do it as easily in loud locations as I can in quiet locations. But for the love of god, I can't do it if the only other noise is 2 people having a conversation from across the room from each other. It's the worst

Why do cars have to be so ugly?

Batshit Things I Hear in Public: "I work in insurance. Beyoncé has her legs insured because if she breaks them, she can't record music."

Do it! YouTube is a great resource and the muscle memory can be built up within a month

crocheted ball in shades of green, blue, and purple sitting on top a green vase on a patio table

I crocheted a bauble. It's technically a big Möbius strip and acts as a fidget toy, because you can pull the edge out of the center continuously and watch the colors change. Definitely gonna make more of these!

Halloween costume is all ready to go. Now I only have to prepare myself for wearing the same thing at 3 different events within 5 days

that wonderful feeling where you smell incense as you're walking down the street

My alarm clock is set to play Alarm Call by Björk on set days, and I gotta say, its beginning actually sounds like a gentle phone alarm in the best way possible

Did I really see an SUV ad that highlights sensors to warn drivers of things they couldn't possibly hit unless they weren't looking?

Let's make all streets car free.

Does anyone know the exact dress Boebert was wearing when she made her recent disturbance? Asking for science.

Beer is good.