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Hell yeah welcome back

03.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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roses are red
fascists up against the wall
the Mountain Goats
are playing Carnegie Hall

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03.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 588 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7
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Finished Octopath Traveler II! Super fun game.

18.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look up Naked Lunch

15.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Upsetting!

15.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Did you know that Steely Dan is named after a fictional sex toy?" is the 70s version of "Did you know Tame Impala is just one guy?"

14.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pitt just kicked my ass again

13.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i like to think of the kitchen as the β€œfood zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

10.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1877 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 3

The Pitt definitely designed an entire character for us to hate just to create a scene where a woman literally explodes diarrhea all over him. Good show.

07.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The opening line of chapter 9 of Stephen Fishbach’s β€œEscape!” almost made me spit out my coffee. So much for the fourth wall. Unbelievable stuff.

05.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Marjorie Taylor Greene rose to prominence by peddling family-wrecking conspiracy theories and she rode it all the way to the bank. Then the leopards ate her face. I’m not interested in the redemption tour.

03.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I’m rooting for Don Lemon. But oh my god this regime is so blatant it’s insane.

31.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Raffi isn’t over here, so just dropping this off.

27.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm looking for clients! If you or someone you know wants me to build an interactive experience for Twitch, reach out and let's talk! πŸ€–πŸ΅

22.01.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Office Holiday Party OOPS! ALL JELLO! Episode is now live! Listen where ever you stream your podcasts, and here are the ✨recipes✨ if you'd like to follow along!

31.12.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Like why it’s awful

30.12.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yo if you’re flying to Baltimore flight 2799 from charlotte this is your last and final call to board

30.12.2025 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shoutout to everyone at the Charlotte airport for being straight up awful πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»

29.12.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah they really did just go ahead and redact everything

19.12.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah surprises me too! Lol

18.12.2025 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I came in 5th place on last night’s season finale of The Floor. Unfortunately the editors did cut out the part where Rob Lowe called me β€œAmerica’s sweetheart.” I was gonna put that on my resume!!

18.12.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Final thoughts before filming the season 4 finale of #thefloor!!!

12.12.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Friends, it’s finally time to play. Join me tomorrow on #thefloor!

09.12.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We made it to the semifinals, y’all. Just two episodes of #thefloor left to go!

04.12.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you’ve been on #thefloor for 9 episodes and still haven’t played once

04.12.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#thefloor

04.12.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you watching The Floor? I’m on this season of The Floor. The way the editors cut the promo for tomorrow’s episode makes it look like we’re going to literally murder each other it kind of rules.

02.12.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hang, we survived another week on The Floor. Thanks for hanging in there with me! #realitytv #gameshow

13.11.2025 06:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screaming Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You (Official Audio)
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Next time on #thefloor

youtu.be/82cdnAUvsw8?...

09.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry but it will always crack me up that the name of the guy who started Pilates was literally Joseph Pilates

08.11.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0