Gale Weathers, Top Story

Incredible how the mere act of hitting “play” on To Wong Foo… can turn around an extremely stressful day of work immediately.

Scrolling through Hinge makes me want to absolutely shot put my phone right into the sea.

I Left My Douche in Delaware: A Memoir

Did not expect to see Debi Mazar and David Arquette in the Pee-Wee documentary but here we are!

This is definitely wine talking but we need to somehow go back and add homoerotic undertones to more 80s horror movies

Unsure who it was years ago who made the unilateral decision that Philly Pride has to be the weekend after MDW but they should be tried for war crimes.

Highly recommend muting some Instagram stories for your mental health!!!

I need five more A Simple Favor sequels.

Confirmed I did do this…if anyone is going Sunday at Barclays and wants to meet up for a drink give a girl a yell 🐋

My new cookware set arrives tomorrow and I am shaking with anticipation. Dinner party?!?!

I’m sorry but what artist performing in a STADIUM OR ARENA do you expect to ever take a song request on a whim? Are we not aware that almost every show is staged, programmed and timed within an inch of its life?

Odds are very high that I impulse buy a Charli ticket next week

Somehow got pulled into the algo of people who watch 911 on Fox and I didn’t know people could still be this fucking psychotic (and I have been watching Grey’s Anatomy for 20 years).

RIP Olive Garden honestly I still miss her

Just signed up for another class action settlement so I’m looking forward to being $4 richer in like two years

Please tell me there’e an Irish drag queen out there named Angela Sashes

Put my gum behind my ear like a diner waitress last night and then…forgot it was there and slept on it. No questions at this time please.

#relatable

I am once again sobbing with my hands clenched after watching The Pitt

Grief really is a sneaky motherfucker.

Lorazepam having a moment while I’m over here stockpiling my alprazolam. Carry on.

“Why do I have a stomach ache?!” cried the 36 year old man who has seemingly done everything in his power to bring one on.

Hello would love to know if there's a particular reason I've been sneezing nonstop since 6:50pm yesterday?

Part of my self-care/survival routine during this barrage of terrible and frankly apocalyptic news is not giving that petty little man the joy of ratings or engagement and I deeply wish others would follow suit.

I’ve been radicalized by the nachos at Garage CC

I’ve decided to let “Bodies” by Drowning Pool be my song for the next lil bit

I get paid tomorrow, I’ve been in an economic blackout for the past 72 hours.

Selfishly, I may not have a career if this happens so please don’t fucking do it