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writer/comedian rita's mom. married to a skeleton named Sean. spokesperson for waterworld on @attractioneers.bsky.social

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The owners are just making sure that everyone knows they have at least one bidet.

14.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My Garfields

My Garfields

Why yes these are my gar-bubus I found in the Philippines.

13.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Free will and adult money means I can buy tickets to see Hoppers at El Capitan just because you can meet an owl and hedgehog before the show.

12.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

jewish man makes coffee? oh he-brew

08.12.2025 22:03 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
Raccoon team lead

Raccoon team lead

Leaving post production and standup comedy to follow my true passion.

11.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Spam party at my house.

11.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh can’t wait to start season 2!

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes your grandma dies.
Sometimes you get a tattoo from your cousin.
Family stuff.

09.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I’m not that weird about coffee

Also me: [watching my pour over bloom] aw FUCK yeah dog, hell yeah brother

09.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Party with Grimace

Party with Grimace

This could fix me.

08.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Comic showing I have to fucking shit so bad

Comic showing I have to fucking shit so bad

The funny books shop is full on a Saturday evening folks

08.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

what’s it like being an auntie?
I somehow sang Let it Go and Golden acapella to entertain my niece so she’d stop asking to play with a phone.

04.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5 things l like & 5 moots I’ve invited to show & tell

πŸ“Ί Movies & TV
🍬 Sour Candy
🐢 Dogs
🎒 Theme Parks
πŸ’ͺ Weightlifting

@zoemoss.bsky.social
@jacobstrick.bsky.social
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@sproutlines.bsky.social
@kindking01.bsky.social

26.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
a drag queen with a very large wig on Alt: a drag queen with a very large wig on
25.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*hides 10 different disguises*

24.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hell yeah!!

24.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A new Hollywood Studios experience called Olaf draws! Where you learn to draw with Olaf and a probably pre recorded video because this is Walt’s town.

A new Hollywood Studios experience called Olaf draws! Where you learn to draw with Olaf and a probably pre recorded video because this is Walt’s town.

Learn to draw from the ugliest little guy while we take a job away from a person because a shareholder needed that 3rd yacht.

24.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
My very cool dog

My very cool dog

W for wazzup

23.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New friends from Indie Toy Con ✌️

23.02.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JalapeΓ±o poppers

22.02.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Happy lil reptile

Happy lil reptile

I just had my first coffee of the week.

21.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rita queen of beds first of her name

21.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but pretty✨

21.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It gives me the big anxieties, I get it.

21.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, life is butts.

19.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chosen 🐱

19.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's #IDWSonic Issue 87, cover B, by @krisdobbinsart.bsky.social. (h/t AIPT) #SonicNews

18.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST eyecatch/character card showing Dale Gribble from KING OF THE HILL

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST eyecatch/character card showing Dale Gribble from KING OF THE HILL

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST eyecatch/character card showing Dale Gribble from KING OF THE HILL’s alter ego, Rusty Shackleford

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST eyecatch/character card showing Dale Gribble from KING OF THE HILL’s alter ego, Rusty Shackleford

[loud announcer voice] fullmetal alchemist!

[pause]

[quieter announcer voice] fullmetal alchemist.

18.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
I’ve been getting to high to read

I’ve been getting to high to read

Respectfully, having to let my book club know why I’m not caught up.

17.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll learn to love him

17.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0