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Jowin Glastrum

@firstgreywarden

Former First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks. Quack

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That...checks out.

11.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reports of "cheesy bunks" flood Weisshaupt whenever Alistair swoops in.

Do with that what you will.

11.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Are break room signs allowed? They're encouraged? ๐Ÿ‘

...not that one though ๐Ÿ‘Ž

02.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please do not attempt to pin or submit your fellow Wardens.

02.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Physical violence is still unbecoming for Rooks belonging to the Expanded Rook Universe (The ERU).

02.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In theory...I welcome any and all investigations into my conduct.

02.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Perhaps there's hope for you Rook. Perhaps. Big perhaps. But perhaps.

02.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If an internal investigation reveals misconduct from a superior officer, they can and will be removed from that position.

02.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are better ways to resolve workplace disputes besides physical violence.

02.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an annual reminder to all Grey Wardens, but especially ROOK. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

The Wardens disavow violence in the workplace, and any Warden contributing to a hostile workplace environment is subject to suspension without pay pending an internal investigation. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Don't hit commanders! ๐Ÿ‘Š

02.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

A Seeker!

21.02.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know what you are.

21.02.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is a tome titled "Twilight" not a manual on ancient Darkspawn fighting techniques!?! The gall.

21.02.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ah, I did perhaps "borrow" it from the Seeker's collection.

I expected an insightful discussion of the Wardens or our history...but, well, I can't quite put it down for other reasons.

19.02.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andraste's knickers, Fifty Shades of Grey isn't even about the Wardens at all! ๐Ÿ˜ค

19.02.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At you leisure then, Seeker. I am not concerned about any investigation into WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. You are not the first to question its greatness to then discover it's everything Wardens claim it to be.

16.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I will not lie; we Grey Wardens pay a heavy price to be manipulative. Fate may decree that you make waves around the city now rather than later.

16.02.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No, no, of course not. Aha, uh, one word of caution. WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN is designed for humans, elves, dwarves, and qunari. BUT there have been some...adverse effects among those possessed by some form of Spirit.

R&D is looking into it.

16.02.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, Seeker. WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN products are genuine and readily available at a market near you. ๐Ÿ’ช

Don't listen to Alistair; I find such course to be regrettable. ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Save yourself a trip to Weisshaupt, and shop local. ๐Ÿ’ธ

16.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These accounts are falsified! PURE ROOKAGANDA

16.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And by the look of your physique, and your actions in riding the coattails of a REAL Warden during the Fifth Blight, I estimate you're capable of taking down...half a genlock?

Assuming other Wardens weaken it first. THANKS TO WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN.

15.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pic of Jowin Glastrum looking excessively blighted and really quite ill. Yeeees.. Wardendurance is bad.

Pic of Jowin Glastrum looking excessively blighted and really quite ill. Yeeees.. Wardendurance is bad.

Someone's been drinking a little too much Wardendurance...

15.02.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Hey why are we whispering? Are you two plotting against your illustrious First Warden? ๐Ÿ˜‰)

15.02.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!! EMPLOYEE POACHING!! ๐Ÿ˜ค

15.02.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Veilguard smellguard. The Wardens were vigilant before it was cool ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

15.02.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hmph. Well. Unlike you children of the Venatori, I do not define my marketable status by the smell of Rook, relationships standing or otherwise ended, and/or the status of my old timely heart.

WARDENDURANCE is all I need for a fulfilling life.

15.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0