Subparpaladin

i’ve decided to be less stupid going forward

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live

A sign that reads "CAUTION GUTTER" in hot pink on black with an arrow pointing to the gutter

Beautiful day for it

@thatguttershow.bsky.social

been trying to figure out why I'm in such a bad mood lately and I think it might simply be that he's not fucking dead yet

Oh I get it. Fun Onions.

Mister Gorbachev, open this pit up

I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die

Me and 5 friends, just hanging out and existing in the world. Call that a six pack of be-ers

People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong

Call my girl "Chupacabra" because I'm the Greatest Of All Time

"Cohort" is good bc these bitches and I be hortin

im going to smoke weed for four years

it’s wrong to to brag about hindsight, i know that now.

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

This is a variant called "Freak Chess 😈"
Unfortunately, tournaments have been discontinued indefinitely by thw Federal Chess Board because competitors were getting "too horny" (sic)

"Fireplace" feels like a placeholder name while we come up with something cool to call it.
Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.

Jpg's Law: If you tweet an inarguable fact, someone will reply to argue it

wanted to go to school to be a hypnotist, but I couldn't pass the entrance exam

I've about had it with America's declining literacy rates.
At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world

If he weren't executed, you know Epstein would be up in Trump's cabinet

I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me

Me: So I would say I really cut my teeth in the logistics industry

Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.

Guys, my therapist said that sometimes it do not, in fact, "be like that" and that actually most people are capable of experiencing joy