Hank Hill quote-saying a tweet from @sillydingdong reading “i do not want to save to one drive, i want the save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house
I felt this in my fucking soul
Have they fixed this app to not suck ass yet?
Seems a little early for the US to be having another election, but I welcome it.
I love drafting invoices for my art.
A Sale of Two Titties
It was the breast of times
Incredible that the Midnight Meat Train isn't a porno
The floor is baklava
it's called "being really annoying for food before 5 am" and your cat may be doing it
Neck rolls and double chins are like love handles for people who like being choked
I clipped a fish eye lens to my 3DSXL
Going out to eat is fun, but they don't balance the macronutrients and fibre in my specific way so is it really worth it?
Are you a man of worth or have you posted hog on the internet?
I wanted to name our cat Mouse because the mark on her nose looks like a cursor
My goal for the rest of the year is to get better at 3D modelling and digital sculpting. Here’s some torsos whipped up in Nomad Sculpt #art
sunday morning is the perfect time to worship slick wet beings from outside of time ! !!!
I hope they decriminalise cocaine next so people don't hog the one unisex toilet at the bar to talk about crypto in between lines and just do it at their table. Here's me hogging the unisex toilet at the bar to take a selfie.
Corner store kitty.
I find confrontation helps. They either own up to what they're doing or they feel bad about reneging and try to correct.
This has to be a pyramid scheme or something
This is how I discover that Blue Sky doesn’t support GIFs?
Pink and blue
Quite a few of these weapons formed against me are prospering
I can't hear properly, my nose is blocked, my throat feels like I swallowed sandpaper. Why do I still feel guilty about staying home from work when I feel like absolute shit?
There is cheese available.
Ordered a double vodka with soda water and sliced lime. When the waiter brought it around, he yelled "Who ordered the skinny bitch?!" So now I know what to call it.
The gamer was watching his replays, when he noticed something distressing and called out: "Lord, why in my most clutch moments, did I not see the assist score going up?"
And the Lord said, "It was then that I carried you. Git gud scrub nub gg ez."
You changed my life with Crudbump Nasty Jams. 15 years later and my dick's still on the phone.
Any of you skeeters in Cape Town?
Missed my chance to post hog on the skyline now that I've given invite codes to people I know IRL. To skeet or not to skeet, yada yada
This is truth about walkable cities that commies don't tell you about
