Elmo Talks Politics

Translation: Ticket sales suck right now and are barely able to give some of them away.

The saddest thing here is not that Trump says stupid math like this all the time, but the Kentucky crowd claps as if Trump is saying something true and smart.

Shorter Bier: "Did I stutter?"

MAGA seriously doesn’t care that American soldiers have died for this war.

Lindsey Graham is totally unhinged. Seriously, friends of Lindsey, get the man some professional help.

Yeah, it doesn't matter that a "not friendly takeover" could cost human lives and financial capital. What does that matter? 🤦‍♂️

The most Lucy pulls the football from Charlie Brown thing that Trump does is believe that Putin wants to do good things. Trump is a gullible asshat.

Imagine the families of the fallen soldiers watching Fox News and seeing this fake footage. Oh my god!

A functioning press would hound this administration endlessly for this brazen lie. I am not sure we have that functioning press.

Trump is wearing a white fucking baseball cap at a dignified transfer.

Fox and Republicans went apocalyptic when Obama wore a tan suit just in the oval office.

Fuck these people.

The fact that we have to deal with Trump, his nonsense, bullshit and criminality is proof that, if there is a God, we as humans really fucked up and she is punishing us for it.

Well, Jeffries is black, so that is Trump's go to racist insult.

When Dr Oz is on his deathbed, I wonder if he will shake endlessly with the realization of how much he debased himself and profession for this fucking guy.

Just as Jesus said in the Book of Insanity.

Yes, the Tonald Drump Foundation

Why does he always say "a place called" like it is some fairy tale? Iran is an actual real place. My god.

So his entire "please keep Republicans in power at the midterms" tour will be based on his belief that people don't believe what they see or hear, but rather just what Trump says.

Got it.

Sadly, it could work. Fucker got elected twice.

Honorable and honest are paradoxical words when it comes to Trump.

“No offense to racists, but I am the biggest racist”

Our federal government is lying to us Russia style. And it is only going to get worse. If something isn’t done soon, we are so cooked.

The only people that are choosing violence are the ICE goons literally fucking murdering people in broad daylight on the street. Fuck Noem.

Seriously, fuck Noem and the entire no shame lying administration. If there is a hell, I hope all of them go post haste.

Hey Vance - the media doesn’t need to cover people doing things right because that should be the norm. Covering a mother of 3 getting shot dead for no reason is mandatory.

Was one of those mistakes needlessly shooting a mother of 3 in the face and killing her? Just asking…

Trump finally plays my favorite game…

I will take things that were never said for $2000, Ken!

That is so obviously a Stephen Miller racist line.

Wouldn’t be a Trump speech without some racism thrown in.

I would be ok with a messy delivery if the person giving it didn't just spend over an hour giving -- and I am not kidding -- one of the most mentally deranged speeches of gibberish I have ever seen.

I mean, we are never getting the 25th amendment because we have cowards in government and we are beyond cooked there. But, this should be the video to show to future historians as a classic example of what should force a President out of office. It has been over an hour of true mental derangement.