phobos

Mike Evans aw man :(

As someone who watched the Dolphins willingly give up the opportunity to hang the highest score ever in the NFL on the Broncos before they cut Russell Wilson I will not be mocking them for cutting Tua today out of fear of being smitted by the sportsball gods, praise be unto the Dolphins imo

Apparently quite a few NFL players straight piss themselves on the field rather than take a bathroom break

Get in the fucking robot walmart dog

Operation Epic Furby is very cool and awesome actually now who wants a hamburder

That new Gorillaz album is living rent free in my head atm

Time is a flat circle of middle eastern armed excursions

Good job Cuba

Im just gonna yell at people sitting they dont love America today

If I have to hear one more vest adorned douchebag prattle on about AI Imma pay an Etsy witch to fire a typhoon at TSMC

If reading economic periodicals has taught me anything this year it's that Wall Street is completely reliant on an ecosystem of blowhards hyping their own stock positions as "financial advice" and they have no fucking clue how technology works

Im joking I have 15 mimikyus in my house I fucking love Mimikyu >:0

Very recently ofc, I am not well known for loving Mimikyu at all

Yes hello Id like 1,000,000 Mimikyus ty

I hope shes fucking dead so you all finally shut the fuck up about it

Its gonna be hilarious when we melt the giant useless arc into a 50 foot statue of JFKs penis

I do not give a flying fuck what happened to some old ass white woman

Lol Jake Paul is a fucking con artist who sells crypto pump and dumps or pokemon card fractions because he cant win at boxing

Meep meep

Wakka wakka

Only if ur a newtype lol

No, snow blizzards only

He is now the first quarterback to be babied this hard by his schedule and barely win against backups

>Drake Maye barely beat a backup that hasnt played in 2 years
🫡

This dude is such a clown,only wins by 3 over backups what a fucking joke

How many of those rings are asteriskd

Hope Drake Maye breaks his leg get fucked New England you deserved to lose today

No shes saying youre a small mammal that spits everywhere

*throws snowballs at your mom*

Thats because youre a fucking traitor and no one likes you lol