Eli Ladon

RIP Trey Reed “No foul play suspected”

Again

Never would’ve thought the US would fall at the hands of it’s own government. Karma for all she’s done wrong

Welp. The Orange Dipshit finally pulled his big one. Close the windows to dodge the draft

I feel so good that I voted for Kamala Harris. Jesus fuckin Christ

I believe twitter is officially cooked

We know. They gave you immunity.

Has Israel burned to the ground yet? That’s all I wanna know

It’s embarrassing seeing people at grocery stores who can’t pay for their groceries. Crazy thing is, pretty soon there won’t be any groceries to pay for

There is zero tourism in Las Vegas currently. Foreigners are no longer interested in visiting the US. Streets empty as a casamigos bottle on a Friday night. Ya done fucked up

Don’t say anything to anybody that you don’t mean. Trump threatened China now them shipping docks dry as lizard coochie. People don’t take threats lightly

Still here. But at what cost?

People you don’t even fuck with asking you to lie for them is crazy

I’m dead y’all. I’m in hell, I think. It’s dark and I don’t have WiFi. Horns everywhere

People always tryna skip the steps. Imagine having $30 million dollars right now. You’re more than likely gonna fuck it up because you got it easy. Working builds the character you need to manage the BIG bag. I’m making so money right now I feel guilty lol 😩

It’s wild how Nav has the best album out currently. Y’all niggas really suck

People thinking they’re gonna get rich off XRP is crazy, because that shits about to go down to 50 cents

Nah, them Pringle’s farts be nuclear

If I nightclub roof falls on my head I’m suing the whole damn lineage of whoever’s in charge of the country I’m in. Dig up the settlers 💰

Men who occasionally allow themselves to be submissive to women have big dicks. Boss me around Queen 🍆

Visiting your moms and having long talks about the family is the cheat code. I didn’t know my great great grandmother was born a slave in 1853 and had my great grandmother at the age of 12. This shit is deep

Hey, remember 2 months ago when the USA had the best economy in the world?

Racist folks out here giving niggas a hard time every chance they get. They damn 401k got $2.63 in quarters in that bish. Pipe down, you Klu Klux Bum

“Act your age”

Nope. I’m staying crazy lol 🤪

Everybody out here stressing out and I’m over singing some dumb shit like….

Meeee meeee me more cowboy than youuuu 🎶🤠

When was the last time you saw a BUNCH of humans on an assembly line? Give me a fuckin break lol

Trump says he’s using tarrifs to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. Most manufacturing jobs are automated and have been for awhile now. He gotcha again. You love the abuse

My momma 89 years old talking about she the prize

They are bombing Gaza everyday until no one is left. I can’t take it

“I’m wicked but Jesus forgives me”

No he don’t. He can’t stand ya ass

Alotta people are wicked in their self proclaimed righteousness