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@chonkylumpia

CISSP | InfoSec x OSINT | Pacific Culture | EdPol

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The way Kendrick smiled RIGHT at the camera when he said “hey Drake” was genuinely diabolical lmfaoooo

10.02.2025 01:45 👍 565 🔁 30 💬 11 📌 1

And then he told him to turn his TV off. I’m losing my mind.

10.02.2025 01:39 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Me when I realize I have only garbage consonants and no vowels

06.01.2025 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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USS GETTYSBURG!!!

IT'S NOT A HOUTHI MISSILE!!

IT'S SANTA!

24.12.2024 18:48 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

oh to be young and not care about getting trojans and viruses to get MP3s onto said MP3 players. #simpletimes

21.12.2024 22:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Australian air defenses have been activated against drone sightings over rural Victoria

21.12.2024 10:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What goes through my American mind when I have to go through roundabouts. Like why would you put a three lane roundabout on a main artery road when it's objectively more efficient to put up traffic lights or why would you put a roundabout on a 100 km straightaway. I don't understand.

21.12.2024 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim

14.12.2024 00:26 👍 6172 🔁 630 💬 208 📌 56

It is impossible for Australian and New Zealand news outlets to write a normal news headline. All of them read like tabloids.

11.12.2024 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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>Mid morning run before work
>gets ping about #SouthKorea Coup
>shower get ready for work
>hop on call
>Coup is done by the time I finish my coffee

Anyway shifting focus back to Georgia and Syria.

03.12.2024 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah still available but also we are going down a rabbit hole on a joke post 😂

02.12.2024 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It doesn’t fail Availability unless there are specifics on how quickly you need to retrieve whatever is in the server. It’s still technically available but it will take time to get the data. In short, it still hits all of the Triad.

02.12.2024 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

49ers didn’t get the first flag of the game? It’s a Christmas miracle.

02.12.2024 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Thanksgiving

28.11.2024 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This.

25.11.2024 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kendrick Lamar yelling “MUSTARRRRDDDDD” like he’s going super saiyan 5 on the beat like:

Credit: sam_berghammer from the social media site that must not be named

#gnx

24.11.2024 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.11.2024 23:21 👍 2026 🔁 256 💬 25 📌 10

I will always say this. We have so much to learn from Ukrainian Cyber Defenders about tactics, thought process, and resilience when it comes to InfoSec. Day in and day out, their normal day is your worst cyber day of your life. Thank you Ukraine for putting this out there. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

22.11.2024 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bruh it’s so fucking good. I cannot begin to explain how good it is.

22.11.2024 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those who don’t know, Kendrick Lamar newer songs used beats that has a unique sound that stems from the hyphy movement from San Francisco Bay Area. From his last performance, Kendrick has taken the stance of uniting the West Coast & his beats are a reflection of both LA style beats and Bay beats

22.11.2024 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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a man in a striped shirt is dancing on a stage in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a striped shirt is dancing on a stage in front of a crowd

NEW @kendricklamar.bsky.social ALBUM GOT ME LIKE

#GNX

22.11.2024 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Seriously though, GenAI will change the world (eventually), but in the meantime machine learning will change our immediate future in ways that the general public will never know.

22.11.2024 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two other men ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two other men

CISO be like after at their CEO after the CEO presenting their vision on how Copilot will increase efficiency for the workforce and it should be turned on immediately with no delay:

22.11.2024 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cybersecurity pros can’t take kernel-level anti-cheat seriously. If Crowdstrike—a security tool—caused global system crashes from a kernel-level mistake, why trust a game to handle your system’s most sensitive layer? Gaming doesn’t need rootkits disguised as anti-cheat.

22.11.2024 14:10 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman is standing in front of a man and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homies '' . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a man and saying `` i 'm going to pour one out for my homies '' .

*pouring one out for my homies who now have to do disclosure paperwork*

22.11.2024 14:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Microsoft's Copilot has an oversharing problem. The company is trying to help customers fix it. Microsoft released tools to address security issues with Copilot, which indexes internal data and sometimes shares sensitive customer information.

*insert pikachu surprised face* I’m
flabbergasted. It’s like no one in the infosec community warned the rest of the world about the security dangers of AI and how Microsoft’s plans for Copilot on Windows machines wasn’t going to end well.

22.11.2024 14:10 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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The DOJ wants Google to divest Chrome as a punishment after a Judge ruled that Google held an illegal Monopoly in internet searching.

The DOJ has come to this decision after having this fevered dream of what the future would look like if Google didn’t divest in Chrome

also, WHO MADE THIS 💀

22.11.2024 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
5-Ingredient Carbonara
5-Ingredient Carbonara YouTube video by Munchies

>follow the carbonara recipe from here (youtu.be/VNCWYKhhPfY?...)
> replace noodles with udon (salt the water like normal
> use bacon bc it’s basically the same thing as porchetta

21.11.2024 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0