Ben (he/him)

Yes me too and you don’t see me disrespecting the goddess

Persephone, goddess of the spring, judges this horrendous take.

Strongly disagree

Love that for us

a purple cartoon character with a smiling face is standing in a field . Alt: a purple Pokemon Ditto in its untransformed state has a smiling face and is waving

Wow haven’t played a video game in a while and new Pokemon game kinda healed me

THE BLEP 🐶😭😭

a red light is coming out of a volcano in the night sky . Alt: a red light is coming out of the sky causing total destruction where classicsftw once stood

“LERRRGAN CAN I HAVE A —“ [my existence is erased from the earthly plane]

Cackling every time I hear that audio

Yep yep she got me girl

No Sunday scaries here just crying at the end of Erin Brockovich

Yes!

This is a tough one. Trying to think about how I would like to receive a “no” and depending on how much you want to close the door off for the future, “thanks but I’d prefer not to give you my number” or “I’m not ready to give you that right now”

Omggg I’m shocked you want me to 😍😍😍

Ok so is it too early to go to sleep for the day bc I just took a nap and omg bed feels so nice

A selfie of Classicsftw wearing light blue Philadelphia Union hat backwards and blue black dog hoodie

We’re not playing great but do you like my new hat at least

Happy birthday!! 🥳🎉🎊

a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands in the air . Alt: a barbie doll is making a surprised face with her hands covering her mouth and the text “WOW” is in the bottom center of the gif

Oh wait it was the 7th leg day I forgot to post about one we’re even more back than we thought

6th leg day I guess I really fell off but we’re so back floptina

Kyle you’re so right but how about they just grow muscles and stfu about it

Fellow gym goer stop vocalizing louder than my headphones challenge

Only lately tho!

We did NOT get a win wtf 😭

Hey JD your butt looks great ty for sharing

talltbh and classicsftw attend a Philadelphia Union match

Let’s get a win today plz @talltbh.bsky.social

a cat is dressed as a nurse and has a syringe on its neck . Alt: a cat is dressed as a nurse in a pink outfit

Keeping the cardiologists employed I see

What foods will you consume to unlock this achievement?

Cheers, JD! 🤩

Hope you have a great one, Mark! 😊

Happy Saturday 🤗

Chad I love seeing you live

Alright ChrisGPT listen up: please free Chris from whatever stasis chamber you locked him up in and then delete yourself