BeardedGenius

Sandy Sandilands in the desert? Who named him? JK Rowling?

Saw this on @beardedgenius.bsky.social insta - Scott McTominay though. I think I might fancy him ffs.

Thought I’d watch a Spurs reaction video and honestly it’s desperate stuff. Morale is not good

Dominik Szoboszlai culturally appropriating David Beckham

The most dainty, aloof autograph ever

This shill

How do we know a Muslim man didn't make you write this? 🧐

Wow. I hope this isn’t just Muslim men forcing their demure womenfolk to vote Green

Absolutely adore the way Yaya Toure went on Sky Sports dressed like an uncle who "just popped in, won't be staying long" and proceeds to stay for four hours and three cups of tea

Ffs!

Ffs!

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

I’d hope this was a minority

If Starmer is listening about the need to change course after the Gorton humbling (he isn’t), the first thing he should do is change his Home Secretary.

Really happy about the result but I keep seeing photos of Hannah Spencer’s speech and it looks like an evil HDMI cable is constricting her python style

Eh?

Here come the waterworks. If only there was a plumber about 💅

A part of Akinola Davies Jr's speech the BBC decided not to air

Do these only work on your whites?

Believe in yourself Jo!!!!

Incredibly powerful front page from the Sunday Post

‘These are the faces of the close to 200 women killed by men in Scotland over the last 16 years. Many were murdered in the one place they should feel completely safe - their own home. Today, we ask for your help in ending misogynistic violence’

This is so so weird. Are they saying Zack Polanski is a loser for never doing drugs or are they saying drugs are bad?

Also, my take on Simon Jordan

My thoughts on Sir Jim Ratcliffe

“[The FAI] could show a real bit of balls and refuse to play Israel. They should stand up in my view for the Palestinian state, the Palestinian people and the Palestinian football organisation.” - Brian Kerr, former Republic of Ireland manager

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

14 years ago today. No social media manager. No PR. Just raw unfiltered emotion and heartfelt stream of consciousness for a much-loved and much-missed musical icon. The day the music died and Twitter peaked. @