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🌐Meanwhile, in the wilds of America...
A Santa Claus is still standing. It's January 26th. We want to know why. Why now, still, Santa? Are you and the missus okay? Santa, baby, we want to know ho ho.

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Aparently, someone blew the doors off in Assen. A 2,400 year old artifact, The Golden Helmet of Coțofenești
pronounced "co-toe-fehn-ess-tea" (not "confetti") from Romania was stollen in an explosive Hollywood-style heist from a museum in the Assen ["Ass In"], Netherlands. We fact✔️🦾

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The origin of the word "podcast." The Guardian journalist, Ben Hammersley, suggested the term in February 2004, combining iPod (2002-2022) and internet "broadcast." The podcast's precursor is much older called an "audioblog". In fact, it goes as far back as the late 1980s! We fact✔️🦾

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Pamela Hemphill refuses Trump's pardon for her January 6th, 2021, insurrection participation. She does not want to aid the current administration in gaslighting. Go to: CNN to watch full interview, or search: "Pamela Hemphill" to fact✔️🦾 like a boss🤓 on your own. (video clip: CNN.)

Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’ "People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

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Meanwhile, in Mississippi...
“Contraception Begins at Erection Act.” As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

🌐The beginning of a long and hard process... 🤔 #news

"His suffering is our suffering." 🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🤣🤣🥺🥺🤣🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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We are not alone. We have each other. #humor #heart

A happy Do, Re, Mi to you then. #BroadwayMusicals

Role? Maria?

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Lifting price caps on medicine is like throwing chum in shark infested waters. If there is one constant, it's pharma bros' lack of self-control. Medicaid and Medicare patients take the brunt of it. Another sad day for Ameicans. No joke here. We fact✔️🦾search: price cap medicine Trump

a man in a suit is holding a guitar ALT: a man in a suit is holding a guitar

🎞 Gif inspired #Fanfiction...
Captain: "Here, hold my guitar." Stands, crosses to door, kisses Maria. Exits through foyer, up steps, out front door. Sees Nazi flag draped over house exterior. Captain: (under breath)"Fucking butler." He yanks the flag down and rips it in half. #film #thesoundofmusic

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🤔Eye strain can't cause eye floaters, aging does. Vitreous, a protein/collagen jelly-like substance in the back of the eye breaks up into smaller pieces and float. 🌐Proteins? Like peanuts? 🤔No.
🌐Peanut-jelly🤤. Hold your😤 while we go make a sandwich AND fact✔️🦾. 🥜+x? [🍇,🍓,🍊] = 🤌😋🥪?

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Mr. Jerk: What do you call a "political orphan"?
🌐: We don't know. What do you call a political orphan?
Mr. Jerk: An American.🤣
🌐:...🥺🐾🥺🐇🎩.
It's a mind gap. Two political ideologies toss non-binary thinkers into the gap of the abysss. Not fact. Opinion. 🚫 Hold your 😤. we 🚫fact✔️🦾

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#science #news #art #politics #media #history #biology every form of human expression in the pursuit of...? You decide. We fact✔️🦾 both literally and ironically, but not moronically. --We leave that to the professionals. Are there professional morons? Hold your 😤 while we fact✔️🦾

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Patriotism is passed down from generation to generation. So, too are genetic markers (anywhere from 19,000 to 20,000 protein coding genes.) Is our DNA mental? physical? spiritual? Meta? We fact ✔️🦾 There is such a thing as Meta DNA. As for the rest of it, you're on your own.

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