curious what everyone’s pavlovian fast food response is after a big night out. mine is popeye’s
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curious what everyone’s pavlovian fast food response is after a big night out. mine is popeye’s
going through life like
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern."
My names rapping Corey and im here to say im sorry for not being good at this
mad that this didn’t go. I need ten seasons of it
A24 horror movie concept: you have no memory of blowing $40 on the heretic blueberry pie candle until it shows up on your doorstep
my favorite genre of Christmas song is a romcom plot with next to nothing to do with Christmas
you know when you turn on your heat for the first time and breathe in all the burnt hair fumes of the animals that have died in there the past year? is that bad for you?
the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
rubbing mashed potatoes into my gums like it’s cocaine
Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in The Junglebook. The image clearly shows Baloo has PAWS
Screenshot of Baloo the Bear in Talespin. The image clearly shows Baloo has HANDS
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
they’ve caught my scent
how are all my skeetches doin?
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
I believe someone told Gaetz to resign that early because they thought it would be very funny
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
cajun love language in a fight is cute. we’re not speaking but we’re constantly exchanging food
Wanna put my tender heart in a blender is a really funny line but i burn burn like a wicker cabinet is even funnier. I don't even think they make those. What the fuck wS I talking about
Jerry: It's finally finished! Ain't she a beaut?
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!
it was like jaws if the shark just kept trying to debate you the whole night. exhausting
my favorite tiptoes fact is Kate beckinsale agreed to a reduced rate since it was low budget but her stipulation was she got to wear her favorite hats and that’s why they’re all so bad
my mom rly loves RFK so while the election results are disappointing, at least she’ll be happy buying raw milk from a cooler in someone’s pickup bed
poster for bargain block: new orleans tv show shows a couple of cis white gays proud of their house-flipping profits
the next season of The Curse should be based on these guys