kenzie

today i learned that my secret instagram crush is in a relationship lol oh ok cool ok

nothing is supposed to make sense. i think

should i find my will to live before i start dating or just say fuck it?

if your dick is small don’t even think about me

i would tell him to fuck off in any lifetime ♡

everything flipped upside down an is also backwards

nothing i like is what i want

my therapist is gonna loooooooove this drama

my grandma sent me a video of a literal ocean inside of a counter top and is asking how i know it’s ai

my job laid off like 20 ppl and i wasn’t one of them 😭😭 im pissed i would have loved to get fired today

everything happens sometimes

guy i was obsessed with 2 years ago wants to be obsessed with me now lmao sorry dude you have been archived

any man that hits me up in 2025 is getting this question

if no one tells me my ass is fat at least once a month i’ll literally die dude you have to say it

me logging into twitter

ok bluesky i’m
here full time twitter showed me something sad that i cannot risk seeing more of

the wrong ppl are reacting to my selfie im pissed

soon as a man starts sending voice notes im losing interest

i bought a blue yeti and someone asked me if i was starting a podcast i am SO OFFENDED

a hot guy started messaging me and now wants to take me to lunch on saturday???????? i honestly think im being punked should i just block him

i’m soooooo upset i made plans for later why why why

now i’m on the news with the dui stare who cares

i added this guy i wanna fuck to my close friends and he stopped watching my stories altogether LMAO

i will NEVER watch wicked simply bc there’s been way too much marketing

every day i get sad about the same thing but i tell myself “hey tomorrow that’s gonna be resolved don’t even worry” then i can be happy again

imagine talking shit to me an the whole time i’m making a delicious eggplant parmigiana lmfaooo

hi twitter

someone sent pictures to my work of an independent contractor smoking a meth pipe how the fuck is this my problem lmfao

sorry for being off putting and weird. it’s just that …. i’m off putting and weird

like where are they even coming from lol