Chris

Weather Channel reminding me of my dry spell…

a baby is reading a book with his eyes closed while sitting at a table . ALT: a baby is reading a book with his eyes closed while sitting at a table .

My TBR won’t know what hit it this summer and I cannot wait (60 days and counting)

Country colors showing true colors…

My top emoji of 2026 already decided

a woman singing into a microphone in front of a crowd with the words i think we 're alone now below her ALT: a woman singing into a microphone in front of a crowd with the words i think we 're alone now below her

Gay me bopping to Tiffany in the corner while all the straights act like it’s not playing

Get by with a little help from my…self

Airbnb has the toilet paper under… I deserve a refund

Congrats! And the bookshelf 👌🏼

Wild it still feels selfish to fill my own cup

Perspective to a really rough day: young Chris wasn’t able to dream this big but we’re making it

Such a good book, even better audiobook! Can’t wait for the movie

Fastbreaks f*ck 🤤

Teal? 😏😚

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Justifying dinner at 5pm tonight because next week it will be 6pm

Being really good at your work only earns you other people’s work…

Nothing better than knowing you’re right, but letting the other person get their way and letting them accept they were wrong later. I’m way past arguing anymore

Every single time

So if we’re going around and just taking out leaders that are a threat to a large number of people…………

Maybe one of those posts a lot? 😉

Oh it really really did 😂

Aubry and her quirks got me (but if Mike White winning gets a lot more White Lotus, then I’m team Mike 😅)

Flood gates were opened and now just letting anyone in.

But what did the fox say?…

Today’s crash out brought to you by: this contract 🥳

Happy #Survivor50 day!

Schitt’s Creek to fix my day

So much free time now, thanks!