I offer $1,000 for every A my kids get on their report cards.
It teaches them the importance of education and working hard.
Luckily they're stupid as fuck.
#education #motivational #inspiring #teachablemoments #teacher
The rule of 8+8+8
Everyone has 24 hours to spend in a day. Distribute your day into 8+8+8 for a healthier work/life balance.
1. 8 hours sleep
2. 8 hours eating paper
3. 8 hours eating paper (con't)
#inspiring #inspirational #bossmoves #ceothoughts #business
I never thought I'd have these things by age 30:
1. Car paid off
2. No home loans
3. 6 figure passive income
And I was right. I don't have any of these things.
#hustle #entrepreneur #bossmoves #inspiring #inspirational
If I could choose between a billion dollars or happiness I would choose happiness every time.
I'm already a billionaire.
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
I met him once. It's not an act.
The horse did end up putting someone in the hospital. I will put a gofundme link on my profile later.
I brought a live horse into the Monday meeting.
Why? Because no one was addressing the real issue.
Sometimes the actual elephant in the room isn't an elephant at all. It's a horse.
My team didn’t laugh. They listened.
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur #dailyhustle
Sorry for the late replies. I was in prison.
@chili's has forever LOST my business!!
#motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
Working at Sleepy Peach is a lot like being in a family.
When you sign on, you will play the role of my new wife.
HR is surprisingly on board with this.
#opentowork #ceo #inspirational #motivation
The Sleepy Peach team WORKS HARD and PLAYS HARDER.
Yesterday I broke an employee's collarbone over my knee during a team building exercise.
Don't believe our Glassdoor reviews. They're written by wimps and little babies.
#workhardplayharder #motivational #inspiration #entrepreneur
My work ethic knows no bounds.
I spent the weekend in the office.
There was a bee in my car I was waiting out.
#inspirational #motivation #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
I was devastated when one of my employees unexpectedly died last Saturday.
He knew how busy our weekends get. It was nearly impossible to find coverage.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves #dailyhustle
A candidate showed up 45 minutes late to our interview.
I gave him a job anyway.
He is our worst employee.
He's never organized.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves #entrepreneur
A pay increase will make you happy for a DAY.
A healthy workplace environment will make you happy for YEARS.
Unfortunately, I cannot provide you with either.
#motivational #inspirational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
Heads up to my fellow entrepreneurs:
The meatverse is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the metaverse.
That's $4,000 I probably won't get back.
#entrepreneur #metaverse #ceothoughts #bossmoves #hustlemindset
Currently #opentowork.
Unrelated but I think crypto might be a scam.
#inspirational #motivational #ceothoughts #bossmoves
Earth Explodes
Earth Explodes
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I’m switching to a hustle and flow in 2025. Hoping I never have to see my “loved ones” ever again as I slowly dissolve into a pile of goo at my desk.
I hustle and grind 24/7.
I spent the last 3 days in the office.
I will do whatever it takes to avoid my family.
#inspirational #entrepreneur #visionary #motivational
Same here friend. I didn't even have a chance to say goodbye to my spy 😭
Bought myself something from @sleepypeacheric.bsky.social because I'm sad about tiktok ❤️
A few years ago I had to say goodbye to one of our star employees who wanted to enter politics.
It was tough. I gave him a handshake and wished him luck. He smiled as he left the building.
That man's name was BARACK OBAMA. Not the president, though. This Barack Obama was a lot less successful.
If you "can't afford" to start a business but can afford
-new iPhone
-takeout
-rent
-insulin
You CAN afford to start a business. Don't make excuses. Make better choices.
#inspirational #motivation #ceo #bossmoves
Will be watching Eraserhead on a fucking telephone today in honor of David Lynch
#davidlynch #eraserhead #twinpeaks
The reason I require a cover letter is because I hate you.
#leadership #entrepreneur #visionary #ceothoughts
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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As a CEO, it's important to praise employees without giving them monetary incentives.
I tend to reward my hardest working employees with little kisses on their foreheads.
I don't know why HR finds this so hard to understand.
#inspirational #motivational #ceo
We hired someone with ZERO EXPERIENCE.
It was an actual baby. Just a few weeks old.
We lost MILLIONS, but it was still worth a shot.
Agree?
#inspirational #ceo #startup #bossmoves
My new employee was late to work because his father died.
I did the right thing. I didn't fire him. I only cut his hours.
MORAL: Show compassion.
#inspirational #leadership #ceo #businessowner
