Designing playground equipment must be terrifying because you truly have to assume it’s going to be climbed on in ways the adult brain cannot even begin to comprehend
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Designing playground equipment must be terrifying because you truly have to assume it’s going to be climbed on in ways the adult brain cannot even begin to comprehend
Venezuelan detainees at Texas center spell out SOS with their bodies
heartwarming! local app that claims to pay bounties for deportation tipoffs probably just pump-and-dump scam
(not my meme, the KLF has been around for a while.)
(But I'm also an earnest supporter of this movement for freedom)
She Swallowed WHAT? This Old Lady Has An Unusual Diet (tw: death)
If a "research article" is trying to make the case that AI uses fewer resources than a human making art, & they include the energy consumption of the artist's body, please send that article back to the drawing board. Being dead for an hour instead of making art is not a practical alternative 👍
YOU GUYS.
Financial advice in distressing times:
-Marry a man with 10,000 a year
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
Seung Min Kim @seungminkim •4h HYATTSVILLE, Md. (AP) — A federal judge orders the US to return a Maryland man mistakenly deported to an El Salvador prison. 21 t> 191 769 Ill 107K Seung Min Kim @seungminkim White House response: "We suggest the Judge contact President Bukele because we are unaware of the judge having jurisdiction or authority over the country of El Salvador." - @PressSec 5:48 PM • 4/4/25 • 319K Views
The Trump administration claims the right to throw a man with legal status into a black hole Central American prison, affording him no due process, to admit afterward it was a mistake, and then to get snide with the judge who tells them to fix it.
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Brandon Bradford (@BrandonLBradfor ). The tweet reads: "Deporting Americans without due process then saying they no longer get due process because they aren’t in America means no one has rights, FYI. Nightmare scenario."
If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
Today is Friday.
This afternoon a first grader asked me if I wanted to hear a scary story.
I said sure.
They leaned in and whispered, "Today is Wednesday."
incredible website lmfao
Prosecutor: I call my first witness, Shakira's hips
George Michael's feet: *Nervously tapping, completely out of time*
Elon Musk: Easiest money you ever made! You don't even need to be from Wisconsin, you just need to get people in the state to hold a picture of @TeamSchimel (can be on a phone/device or paper) in one hand and go thumbs up with the other hand. Every time you do that you get $20 and they get $20. The goal is to build awareness about the election tomorrow, so this offer applies to today and tomorrow.
Paid protesters and out-of-state agitators
Hey @merriam-webster.com do you all need an illustration for “callow”
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at McMaster University have discovered a NEW peptide antibiotic that targets a broad range of disease-causing bacteria INCLUDING those RESISTANT to existing antibiotics. This discovery marks the first potential new class of antibiotics in NEARLY 30 YEARS. 🧪🧵⬇️
Wait, there are places where a corruption conviction actually leads to keeping people (fascists) out of office?! WILD
wonder if there are a couple other countries that could try that on for size
Shout out to the reader who sent me this list of his favorite DN headlines today:
“Oswald still dead"
When they reopened his coffin
“Going Going Gone “
When Micky Mantle died
“That’s a Rap”
When Tupac Shukar died
“Phil’s show Gooden Plenty “
When the Phillies faced Dwight Gooden and beat him
OFFICIAL GAY VIBES LIST OF TANACH CHARACTERS:
ADAM - straight man
CHAVA - bisexual woman
NOAH - straight except for that one time
AVRAHAM - straight but in a healthy way; doesnt feel weird telling his friends he thinks theyre hot
I am still wrapping my head around the fact that the Navajo Code Talkers, who, y'know, SUCCESSFULLY KEPT WAR SECRETS Secret apparently needed to be memory-holed to make room for the true glory of sharing war plans with a journalist you *invited* into the group chat
im going to be honest i feel like seven hours and fifteen days is a really short period for ALL the flowers i planted in the backyard to have died???
feels like that one is a little on you
Yep! I’m 15 in that picture!
I’ve been open about growing up conservative and my journey breaking free of conservative propaganda in high school and I still am.
Feel free to ask me anything about this! I’ll try my best to answer.
In light of recent developments I would like to encourage feds to assume there is a journalist in the chat.
it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
Say it louder.
Real stupid day to be alive.
