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Just the one swan actually. Newcastle, for my sins.

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The TV studio coverage of football in the UK remains almost uniformly awful. I tend to try and avoid it, but have been forced to listen to five minutes of Martin Keown & I just dont know what the point of it is.

Guess what, his view aligns with whatever a club comms statement would incl.

11.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each to their own, but honestly,
1st appearance in the last 16 of the biggest club competition in the world for two decades playing against one of the biggest clubs in the world.
#nufc

10.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoever is doing Karma for ex-footballers today. Just like to say well done, big fan.
You know he'd hate it if the club that sacked him beat Barcelona tonight & they do say these things come in 3s.
#nufc

10.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're not getting rid of ten. It just ain't happening.

07.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It only happened once! And she said it didnt matter.

07.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably, but TBF none our players have had the eight beers I have.

So I'm pleased that my tweet is spelt correctly, tactically coherent is a stretch for me atm.

07.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From an aesthetic point of view, I did like their goal though.
Its for all of us who has seen a ball bobbling towards us, had no idea what to do, done nothing then told everyone we meant it, after its hit us and went in/perfectly dropped to teammate.
#nufc

07.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only possible way we could have been pointlessly deeper and more passive in the last 20mins would have been to rent a room above dive bar in 1940s Paris and lament the evils of fascism whilst wearing a turtleneck jumper & chain smoking.
#nufc

07.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnt celebrate at all. Thought he was a yard offside.
Though if anyone wants an omen. The last time I didnt celebrate a goal against the big six was vs Arsenal in Lge Cup SF last yr.
Make of that what you fancy. And obviously fuck VAR
#nufc

07.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get the feeling if we're going to do this, we need to do it early. Want to be ahead in the 1st 20mins.
#nufc

07.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sensible decision making from the #nufc faithful here.

07.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That foul is a real problem for the game. Mansfield player running into space on halfway & Calafiori brings him down, no attempt to play the ball.
Should be an automtic booking, but isnt, so he gets to do another one later in the game if needed.

07.03.2026 12:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They seem genuinely giddy at the opportunity to blow things up & kill people as performance.
Politicians should be reflecting long into the night, wrestling with their conscience the consequences of their actions.
Its a long way from leaders who served, like Attlee & Mac haunted by memories of war.

06.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amid the Spurs horror and hand-wringing it is again worth saying THIS IS WHAT A SPORT SHOULD BE. Bad teams should be punished for being bad. Though it is a sign of quite how bad Spurs are that they're managing to do *this* with the odds so heavily weighted their way

06.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its what some nufc fans want to do ie sack Howe for underperformance, but it makes it worse, talent turnover leaves money off the pitch in trfr fees etc when we know that that the most important factor in football is ensuring your money is on the pitch ie in wage spend.

06.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree in that sense. In stratification theory, you reach the next lvl thru overperformance, but thats unsustainable in the medium term so you have to front load spend in expectation of income.

Front loading spend & underperformance is a killer because the standard remedy exacerbates the problem

06.03.2026 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

club X spend projects 8th. Finishes 5h. Club then increases spending assuming more revenue but then finishes 10th
Everyone angry players/manager leaves, club forced to lower spend to finish 9th, but talent turnover costs mean on field budget projecting 12th
Manager/trfr doesnt work, club relegated

06.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean unsustainable spending, partly through what owners can afford chasing 'a dream' and partly now how the rules work.

There's a cycle of clubs spending a lot, doing well but then underperforming a bit which spirals out of control because of less spending/poor decision making/ risky practice.

06.03.2026 08:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clubs overspend in the hope that revenues catch up through success.
Any underperformance quickly puts the club into a spiral of reduced spend which usually goes alongside wholesale changes in the talent.

Wholesale changes in talent is risky for an underperforming club.
Happens so often in the EPL

06.03.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice of BBC Radio 6 to play a song for all the Spurs fans travelling home.

05.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I & a few others just assumed Spurs would win this midweek & West Ham & Forest would lose, and the story would be how overblown it all was.
It does feel a bit like when we went down i 2009. Good players who cant seem to pull a performance together.

05.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still wouldn't keep him as 3rd choice. We have room for 9 defenders in the squad.
Whoever is the 9th defender probably needs to be able to play CB and one side at FB, Krafth has been a good option in that regard for the last couple of years.
#nufc

05.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think Bergvall might be persuaded to stay for two years, starts 80 games, focal point of the team, promotion, good year back in the Lge, then gets the big move as 1st choice rather than rotational player.

05.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bart simpson is holding a piece of paper and says hello mr kurns i bad want money now me sick ALT: bart simpson is holding a piece of paper and says hello mr kurns i bad want money now me sick
05.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If its trudging back from the nets shaking his head in disbelief at his form I think he's nailed it.

05.03.2026 12:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A famous person goes somewhere & points at things whilst explaining that its different from the UK.

05.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Osula gets the winner here iโ€™ll pay for the statue myself #nufc

04.03.2026 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 86 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Geopolitics, in the middle east? Who could have possibly forseen such a thing?

03.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cant quite explain why, but Brie at No.10 is perfect.
I'd always have a Gouda in the middle of the park though. It can do a bit of everything.

03.03.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parmesan is a classic finisher though isnt he?

03.03.2026 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0