mammon

would you fw a whistle-while-you-work mf like me

anyone know what that shit means? i think he was babblong

when i was a baby i always insisted i breastfeed off other mothers cuz i dont play with family like that

lmao

moving 10 feet over every 20 minutes has yielded good results

mads mikkelson standing with one arm up at a funny angle and one hand in his pocket up to the second knuckle

standing like this rn and meeting new friends

alarms aren’t enough, i need an army of goblins to attack me with tiny siege weapons until i get out of bed

et tu, bub?

Maxwell's Semen Demon

think of the damage i could have caused

Ok fuck this shit I’m walking the path of the Nomad

it wasn't even a personal preference thing, it was very clearly fucking up the meaning of the sentence! how can they expect me to sit idly by

apparently i'm banned from editing wikipedia pages after i fixed a small punctuation error on the cultural revolution page last month. they're gonna let me resume editing in 2 years 👍

taping that one banksy back together

no

To unc, perchance to chop

if you submit a prioritized list with a paragraph or two explanation i'm sure something could be worked out

they've sure changed a lot since you stopped. might be time to move on

‘Dyed in the wool’? I’m sorry to hear that. I’m sorry for your loss,

the most beautiful and pure ones

every one of you deserves to have some of your wishes come true

today i went to a park and took a seat under the shade of a massive tree. had just started to doze when suddenly a hot dog hit me on the head. turns out the whole tree was teeming with hovering hot dogs. anti-gravity hot dogs. they’re hostile,

i'm not sure i can name even the main numbers over 70. rarely need em

oh yeah shit. i shouldn't be bandying that about

precipitous drop unfortunately

siri bring up last week's ass measurements

didn't realize he was of such a treacherous nature

i would ask of his disguises a less fraught team affiliation

I prompted BrigM, the only ai agent that is also a Latter-day Saint, to make the world a better place. You can thank me “latter”

not gonna comment on his hat choices except to say bruh