natasha 🏴‍☠️

i thought the image was a tattoo and i was like damn, that’s commitment to a bit

my mom saw both ub40 and the cure (separately) when she was pregnant with me so this is very funny to me specifically

i think literally the only time in ten years that this spouse hasn’t tagged along was when he was overseas in the military 😒

look. i like my friends’ spouses (for the most part), but it’s really frustrating when you haven’t seen someone in a year and their spouse tags along for lunch. it’s almost like they’re not allowed to have their own friends 🚩

i worked at a place in austin where at the end of every shift we *rated our coworkers* and every week the ratings were posted on the wall and that’s how shifts were assigned. in a state where we made $2.13/hr

within five minutes i got complimented on my dress, my bag, and my earrings, so i think i made the right choice leaving my house today

oh thank god, i thought i was the only one who found child’s pose uncomfortable.

Related, do not under any circumstances search "Crack Spread" on Bluesky

sometimes i’ll want to follow someone, but i’ll see that they have 666 followers and i don’t want to be the person to mess that up for them

Pete and Lucius kissing having just been married. Lucius's left arm is around Pete's waist and has a mint green ribbon tied around the wrist in a bow. Pete's arms are in the air and his left one also has a green ribbon tied around his wrist. They are on the deck of The Revenge and in the background cheering for them are Stede, Ed and Frenchie.

I've just noticed that when Pete & Lucius get married the grooms are both wearing green ribbons tied around their left wrists. Has anyone ever asked about this?

she’s so cute 😍

i’m pretty sure i confused it with a latrine, to disastrous results

A member of ACT UP said that during the peak years of the AIDS crisis in the 1980s: “We went to funerals and buried our friends in the morning, protested in the afternoon and then fucked danced and partied all night.”

Because the world is on fire, it’s on us to live out loud. We need to do it all.

There is no parenting handbook for the period when your teenaged son desires to grow a patchy mustache and look like a little scuzzbucket

The people who think punk shouldn't be political and the people who think scifi shouldn't be political should all get an island together and never talk to the rest of us ever again

so apparently the notre dame fire was caused by muslims but the french government is covering up, so steven wrote a song about how “we will not be silent” because “we know who tried to kill you”

cats being cats

maybe it’s time to show up less for others. they don’t deserve you 💜

i did not know this notre dame theory and of course he champions it. SIGH.

i’m scheduling zoom interviews for next week, and no matter how many times i said ARIZONA DOES NOT OBSERVE DST i just know all these fuckers are going to get their interview times wrong 🙃

i’ve actually never ordered from them, because i wasn’t sure about the quality…

people say this about ostomies, and it doesn’t help that every time they’re portrayed in the media (which is rare!) it’s always a negative

which is to say thank god for the internet, because there are lots of us (ostomates AND fat people) and we’re fucking THRIVING 💜

you can get it on spoonflower!

i hope it happens on a school day, this place is going to be a party

“the box truck died” sounds a lot like *something else* when shouted from another room and the whole office just ran out in excitement to celebrate

ahhhh i thought it was free drunk like when i crash an open bar at a wedding

Samba and con on la streets dressed in suits

Samba and con in beautiful background

Thank you #GLAADHonors for having me to celebrate diverse LGBTQ Leaders and celebrate #Pluribus #GLAADAwards nomination🫶 And thank you Con for being my date. Have you joined our baking class?❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

nooo, it’s been deleted 😭