This is like the @mjhibbett.bsky.social song without the happy ending
m.youtube.com/watch?v=naiJ...
This is like the @mjhibbett.bsky.social song without the happy ending
m.youtube.com/watch?v=naiJ...
When my shopping cart lurches to the side, or itβs wheels suddenly lock, it isnβt behaving instinctually
Brett Anderson sings and Richard Oakes plays guitar at the Suede Antidepressants UK Tour in York.
#Suede #AntidepressantsTourUK #York
Weβre pretty shit in the UK at getting people with lipoedema the support they need and the NHS needs a bit of a shove in right direction - can you help with a little push? petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75...
The sacred timeline has reminded me that Russell Grant made a zodiac-themed album, and I must now balance the universe by reminding the timeline of the Best Zodiac Themed Album www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUs...
bloody hell
The hardest working man in showbusiness, ladies and gentlemen
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...
He looks really different with short hair, doesn't he?
Another day, another stupid Excel chart.
Marvel are really running out of new Superhero origin stories, aren't they?
The long period in the bedroom was getting over the trauma, of course. And a bit of the original actor's dad taking the family overseas to avoid a huge tax bill.
"Coronation Street now is so dark, not like back in the 90s when Ken Barlow nearly killed himself on New Years Eve and only survived because Bet Lynch let herself in the back door and stopped him."
One for all those people writing to the Metro last week asking 'why can't Coronation Street be fun like it used to', forgetting the 'Tracy crushed to death outside the Rovers, no hang on, it's alright she was just kidnapped by a woman with depression' storyline
From memory, they used to print the words in full, until the Daily Mail (I think, might have been the Express) noticed and made a thing about it - also with a moral panic about "young children" being able to reply/place gay personal ads, which led to a more restrictive approach in Classifieds
Pitch an unnecessary sequel:
The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
The they don't know meme, with the sadsack in the corner thinking 'they don't know I'm here pretending never to have heard of several acts that have had massive number one hits'
Literally this
Labour poster from 2005 depicting Michael Howard and Oliver Letwin as flying pigs
Labour, 2026: It is wrong of the Tories to depict Keir Starmer like he's some sort of fantastic beast. We shouldn't allow politics to move in this direction
Labour 2005:
News release Images of the UK's wildlife are to feature on the next series of banknotes following a public consultation run by the Bank of England. The nature theme received the highest proportion of nominations in last year's consultation, as well as support in focus groups commissioned by the Bank. Within the nature theme, much of the feedback from respondents referred to wildlife that is native to the UK. The Bank has also judged that wildlife images would be most effective for developing banknotes with security features that are easy for the public to recognise and distinguish.
Kemi Badenoch says putting animals on banknotes follows a pattern of: βconstantly being ashamed of our history and seeking to erase it in many forms.β
Except.
There was a *public* consultation. Anima designs were the public favourite. So who is βlost their depositβ fighting, exactly?
DPP loses appeal of the decision to throw out case against Kneecapβs Liam Γg Γ hAnnaidh.
The DPP threw a lot at this appeal.
Ray Torske probably now running the US Department of Agriculture or something
If left to my own devices for a few minutes I'll start banging on about seeing Suede play the secret set in the middle of a Liverpool student club night. I tend not to add "the next most famous band to appear from behind the peepshow style screen was Fabulous"
Can't believe we've found the one batshit culture war nonsense that is actively funny, I hope this fucking nonsense rumbles on for DAYS
Susan Green was sick on the tableau of the three Wise Man at Christmas, and you only get three kings to a box
I left him to it. When I came back into the hall somebody asked me if I'd seen Pastor Finch
'He's in the Sunday School Room playing with the Fuzzy Felt'
'Don't be fanciful, Jeanette.'
The Farage death count
7 year anniversary of making Jerry Falwell Jr big mad.
So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and β¬890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...
The Field Mice ahead of Blur, though. That's just as God wills it, that is.
Fascinating thread from a US senator.
Interesting that as he cannot say anything which was briefed and classified, he lists what was not briefed.
Clever.
Arachnophobia is the dumbest fear. Who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn't affect you.
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