Ullunosis

Yes Sir!

Sexy

If you like Funyuns let me know, is your store always sold out of them?

They must be pretty popular down here. 😭

Love being woken up by the smell of burning on the stove…
Every… single… day…

The cute local chubs do like me but they are all in the closet and won’t commit to anything. Then they delete their accounts. 🫨

I’m on my knees!

Happened to me when I first opened the app but then solved itself a few minutes later.

I’m 30 this month. 😬
But I’ll always be a 🕳️.

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

When garlic decides I’m blue now.
Garlic+Vinegar

Always love to grab the belly and moons first and nuzzle haha

Looking good!

Fresh shave and cigar on this #TummyTuesday also #LittleNips

New side table since the dog likes to mess with everything and fling his spit around.

Spicy soy pork with green beans and onions

Sexy

I miss my gauges and hanging my barbells in them.

Just too much upkeep for my adhd to handle.

My ears do not like it. And if they are still misbehaving after a decade… just gotta say no lol.

ACE bandage-colored so you know they’re sexay

Happy new suspenders day 🎉

Nothing made me want to laugh in someone’s face more than when I was working for $13 an hour and a secret findom wanted me to give him money.

Like sir I can’t even afford groceries. Try again. 😂

I walked a mile with 50 pounds of laundry just to do my laundry. Every time. 😂

So sexy

Dominate me please Sir! 🥰

I like how it’s so supposed to be scary. Oh no the poor billionaires!

I think they should be taxed at 100% for a billion dollars, never allowed to be a billionaire.

Hoeing it up with some new art and ghost in the shell’s OST.

Resident Evil 9 is pretty awesome. I can’t talk about the gameplay since I only watched but I really like it. Great mix of horror and video gamey fun.

Yes Sir!

Sure a Bloodborne remake by bluepoint would have been awesome, but if the creator of it wants to do it himself and not let anyone else touch it, then if you love the game, you have to respect that.

My favorite resident evil 9 moment so far. 😂

The RE9 death animations are crazy. 😂

Living with boomers is finding out the emergency heat has been on for a week.

If you’re always selling out of an item maybe…idk, have more in stock.