Chortle Reborn

Sam I am ass Pete Hegseth doing press conferences in rhymes

Pour one out for Pizza Hut. One of my favorite brands deadass

Are you telling me ginger bred this man

Gingerbread good to a new home

I want to go to this sooo bad but can't... someone go for me 😭

Just talked to an AI customer service agent. Creepy as hell with them playing call center sounds in a background, but it completed my request at least

She's a master

Excellent argument for single payer

Every bug report is a lie designed to destroy my sanity

Rip Bozo you woulda loved clown coffin

what’s so glorious about that hole, anyways?

lotta people on here acting like stochastic parrots... responding to new input by regurgitating their training data

I'm reminded of the bit about how Saddam Hussein claims he never asked to have any of those statues put up. People just did it autonomously because they wanted to suck up to him. All he had to do was become dictator and the statues organized themselves.

And my God said: may you jack off with one hand and feed the poor with the other

How are they both equally mysterious and hot

Global hegemony was lame anyway

But if that first thing is possible I just think it's a matter of time as the AI gets more and more capable of the other skills a researcher has

Probably at that point you have someone with really good taste directing them. But one person could give direction to multiple automated labs at once

Wow that's a big claim. I'm wondering if you're talking about AI or something else. If it's AI automating science I think that it's possible. You'd probably have to start with niches of like "go take pictures of these thousand crystals/molecules/fossils" and it's a workflow that can be repeated

What's the neovim of getting along with people?

ok I’m kinda not gonna lie, that particular guy (yeah, I’m sure he has fucked up views, etc) is someone I kind of have a weakness for because he’s so weird and apparently sincerely committed to actually living in dying towns. Like he’s oddly endearing.

Hades 2 is a perfectly spooky game for Halloween

Oh my god haha

The existence of a Porn Music Video is information that cannot be unlearned

I could see this being a huge security issue they aren't prepared for

VAGINA EGG

Younger Americans aren't going at much these days

It's just crazy the policy of the admin is to always, always lie

Yes, but the answer to life, the universe, and everything is only one token