emily rose 🐽

OF COURSE SEATTLE HAS A WORD FOR THIS

if your response to “let’s schedule a doggy playdate!!” is “haha, well actually thats my parents dog, they live in *insert city 100 miles away*” im reporting you for catfishing

that’s it, i’m gatekeeping. dudes making half their dating profiles about their parents dogs that live in a whole other county gotta stop. this is false advertising, if you’re not pickin up that dogs shit, paying for its food and vet bills, stop calling yourself a dog owner you are a dog enjoyer bro

Cats (2019) was an inside job.

((all i can hope for is that yall are doing well and if u do go back to RT i wish you only the best experience there, i hope you find great success))

saying a prayer for all the ex-RT staff that just had their lives flash before their eyes

i meant to respond to your story the other day to ask for the recipe, thank u for posting omg

the older i get the more i understand why george harrison was my moms favorite beatle

yo guys i was playing never have i ever with my crush and i said “never have i ever cried during sex” and they still havent responded what do i do

ok i caved, add me on tcgp

crossposting this one bc i have too much faith in it

sonic movie premieres are the gamer’s met gala

one of those “rewatch Her and cry during the sex scene again” kinda nights

i wanna watch jojo rabbit but specifically with someone who has never seen it before and has no idea what to expect so i can watch them suffer as i did

THANK YOU.

MCR PLAYING AT TMOBILE?? AKA I CAN GET SHWASTED AND NOT HAVE TO DRIVE FROM TACOMA AND DEAL WITH THE DOME’S DOGASS ACOUSTICS??? EPIC

i got into curlers bro and that shit is life changing i love these fuckin things

absolutely, patience will do me good ((i got no time rn anyways))

i am hearing Dragon Age: The Veilguard is actually very good and this may be the final push i need to get a next gen console

i haven’t listened to it yet, i’m waiting until after my move bc im scared it might genuinely ruin me

sending randoms on tinder “first date idea… help me move 🥺👉👈”

this is genius i refuse to believe otherwise

@apple think about it

we need an interior design app where u give it a couple pics of ur space, ur furniture, some measurements and u can play around with different room setups to see how it could look

taking bets on how many bruises i’ll have by the end of my move this weekend and spoiler, i’ve already gotten at least 3 packing tonight

my first thought was “damn all these bands are still together??” but i have to wonder how many of these are like PATD! where only the lamest dude in the band is still around

i do not think its a coincidence that all the girls that seem happiest after high school came out as lesbians after graduation

whatever dark timeline i’m in that has me looping Idina Menzel’s vocals on the OG Wicked soundtrack over and over in my head… i would like to get off now please

almost posted this on linkedin