P.G. Chodehouse

Fischerwetherspooner

I could never see circumstances aligning in a way that would leave me in a position to vote for Kamala Harris

I do not trust the Israelis to be restrained on the use of nukes if Iran lands a lucky hit on one of their cities

She also hates disabled parking bays

you're meant to get dressed before you leave the hospital

Far too many people will run straight back to it when the next leader says some vaguely left-wing stuff

The jpeg metadata says not to believe it

I would

heaven forfend that someone has to wait until 9:05 to receive their unsolicited outbound call, how do you expect to move the cause of humanity forwards with that approach to timekeeping

lol

lol yes jess, the lib dems who say that all the time are just constantly getting surprised when the polls close

not having this banana slander

giving my cable modem pride of place

they said "wes has no friends" but like you say, what's changed

ini kamoze voice:

here comes the mcshitter
[wesley s]
he burned out a pet shop
[wesley s]
obsessed with mcdonalds
[wesley s]
eats his poor mum out

Burnham desperately torching any good will that he had bought as an outcome of being blocked from standing

The naked football fan being lifted on top of people's shoulders in a pub, with "Proper Britain" from Rupert Lowe's latest party grift layered on it

stashes of porn in the bushes

loving the chip shop window display

all release candidates, as in he should be released from the burden of being a candidate

the stacey dooley of tech

am i imagining her filing not a single report on twitter becoming a csam generator

Type-C at last! Sounds really petty but this was actually holding me back from ordering.

I would have a show trial first

the pov of a camera roll would be the face of whoever owns the phone

Did someone sit down and say "right, we're going to animate our toys so they look less like toys" because that was sort of the premise of the films

Quite a few teams are being rescued from relegation form by their earlier results, Palace have completely derailed and I don't really understand why Glasner is still there when they know he's leaving in the summer and is unhappy.