"You Donkey"
Fallen soldiers home
Take off your dumb, stupid hat
Disrespectful ass
#Haiku
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"You Donkey"
Fallen soldiers home
Take off your dumb, stupid hat
Disrespectful ass
#Haiku
"Be Kind"
Friend devastated
How the binary changes
From happy to sad
#Haiku #friend #family
"Well Then"
Toothbrush head struck tile
Arcs into the litter box
Time to order more
#Haiku #cat
"Our Sphynx Cat"
Burrows in blanket
Needs to warm his frosty beans
Jams them on my thigh
#Haiku #caturday
"That Was Incredible"
Vulcanized rubber
Slowly crosses the threshold
Watching on a loop
#Haiku #olympics #hockey #uswomen
"Well, That Sucked"
Peaceful dozing nap
Woke up with a bad headache
That's total garbage
#Haiku
"Hang On, That Was Real?"
Working out in jeans
Secondhand embarrassment
Did I drop acid?
#Haiku #HHS #idiocracy
"Overheard At Lunch"
Durian fruit stench
Who was the first to declare
Cram that in my mouth
#Haiku #food
"On The Couch Watching Hockey"
Ate too much last night
Enchiladas de Mole
I can't move today
#Haiku #food
"The Dow. The Dow Right Now"
Shrill petulant scream
Unrelated distraction
Voice of a harpy
#Haiku #releasethefiles
"He Said What?"
He's in charge of health
Care to do a bump of coke?
Pristine toilet seat
#Haiku #HHS