The end of the piece on Kai Rooney before "If you want, I can also tighten it slightly to read more like a Mail/Telegraph sports article without changing your wording too much."
The Mail just put out an article about Kai Rooney signing with an agent and ended it like this...
He's not going to feel the benefit when he goes outside
Incredibly funny (disgusting) seeing all the "sensible" people on here posting about how they "are no fans of Trump BUT" are apparently happy for him to illegally attack another county and install a leader that he picks? Sure guys. Ok. I'm sure it's going to work this time.
❤️❤️❤️
And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."
RIP to a real one
John Cena announcing the death of Osama Bin Laden to the crowd at WWE Extreme Rules PPV
Tonight, we caught and compromised to a permanent end, Peter Mandelson
people say AI has no uses but i think i've found one: i can now, for my own sake, pretend this is fake
Reminder that when British hacks bring up Sudan, it's because they are uncomfortable about people with a profile highlighting that Israel is carrying out a genocide in Gaza
famous quote from Neue Rheinische Zeitung: We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
thinkin about Marx today, for no particular reason
brahim diaz. funny.
I haven't signed any players before
If I was Guardiola I would simply sign more players
Fergie smiling ❤️
Fuck off
There has been a huge push in the last few years towards the normalization of extrajudicial killing — from Palestine to the United States and beyond. The directive comes from the very top of society and it is being dutifully disseminated by the media.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer patting José Mourinho on the head
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer celebrating after beating PSG with a bunch of sixth formers.
Please!
Once again and forever: fuck America
Rapidly running out of time to complete my 2025 reading goal vs. Clair Obscur Expedition 33 - there's only one winner
I would do karaoke all the time if they let me do La Dispute
Genuinely loved the character of Ziggy Sabotka
Actor James Ransone aka Ziggy Sabotka with an unnamed duck
I love Matheus Cunha
I love Bruno Fernandes
Instagram search feed of mostly cats and red pandas but also other cute fluffy things
I have really turned my Instagram algorithm into an instant dopamine injection.
