Andrew Bernhard

It's good to know you still get duped at 5. Makes me know I need to stay at 3.

The downside to alternative medicine is that only real medicine works when there's something actually wrong.

Mega yikes. At least they're locally beloved 🫠

What the shit is this

Fuel crisis? We invaded a sovereign nation and killed their leader on a whim. It's "our" own doing.

I'm Delillo naive. Where do I start?

Remember when he very publicly, very drunkenly flamed out over his girlfriend? I assume they just can't fire him because he has a disability. Just happens to be alcohol abuse.

Literal Taysom Hill erasure

I am a private practice podiatrist with this same software and when you type in white for race the next choice is "white earth" and I have no idea what it means.

Who are the monsters laughing at that?

I read the piece again and became even more disappointed.

2026: "Docter said Pixar found some parents didn’t want entertainment to force them to have a conversation they weren’t ready for with their children. “We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy,” he said."

2009:

Now do cap%! Figuratively, of course. You're a busy man today.

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But "he turned down more money"!

DJ Moore is great. He should clean up with Josh Allen. Wonderful time to be a Bills fan.

I feel insane for wanting Pittman at $22 million far more than Pierce at $26. Even switch the salaries and I'm more into Pittman as a real, non-gadget receiver.

We should probably call Deshaun Watson's entire contract dead cap. And now it's spread over like 7 years. One singular player taking down a franchise for 6-7 years is unheard of. But Andrew Berry is good! The Haslams keep shouting.

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I'm not sure that's the official image

Came here for the bofa deez joke and wasn't disappointed.

It is completely unacceptable! Just have to have personal accountability until then. No way the billionaires in charge of the media and government who are in the files are going to hold themselves accountable. Anything official will have to wait until regime change and merger busting.

Someone would do well to keep an updated scatter plot a la @mcsweeneys.net list of unending atrocities with axes of like degree of depravity versus sheer volume of people involved with the Trump administration. It's impossible to keep up with how bad everything is and I'm convinced that's the point.

Same time any single person in America is held responsible for their relationships with him. Maybe 2028-2029.

The phone case is very cool. That retro banding has me in love with Marine Layer clothing.

Why the fuck is anyone letting them have an inch here? Who else would it have been! It's just an insane question to be discussing.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Sugar cookie dough> chocolate chip cookie dough

I never want to hear fine wine again. Good shit ages like Lee Pace.

There's that patented Carter optimism we need.

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Which is a more offensive inclusion in the international WBC? Austin Wells or Jazz Chisholm?