The unfortunate victim died of flu…
He flu out of a tenth story window
02.03.2026 18:03
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The unfortunate victim died of flu…
He flu out of a tenth story window
A new electric bike hire scheme in Aberdeen is to hit the city’s streets in the Spring.
An initial roll-out of 350 ebikes from established ebike hire company Voi are to be available all over the city to hire on a pay-as-you-go basis via a smartphone app.
More info 👉 https://orlo.uk/Pfeco
Fabulous, glad to see a cycle hire scheme finally coming back to the city, and with a much larger and more reputable firm this time round.
We really need to see now what the coverage map will look like, and whether we can end hires away from designated parking spots this time!
U.S. soldier in Kuwait base after Iranian drone strike:
“That’s my fucking truck!”
SOMEONE (me) didn’t read the article first and just assumed Aberdeen football club management did something really stupid.
They didn’t. I did. 🤦♂️
Someone put a Rabbit Island sign on Rabbit Island
“It would be nice if public EV charging could be more in line with petrol costs per mile”
And somewhere a monkey’s paw curled…
Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.
brb off to buy one of those scammy ‘laird of 1sq.cm of Caithness bog’ titles online as an investment, that I can offer to renounce if I ever need to get out of a speeding fine.
Then whoever blocked Burnham from running should be sacked for incompetence.
Oh.
People who moved to the UAE for tax purposes are now, I assume, closely examining a map of the region.
Who says Aberdeen doesn’t have grassroots community culture?
fell for it again award
On a fucken weekend too. Courteous thing would have been to start the end of the world on a Monday.
chefjackovens.com/honey-soy-ga...
I’ve been trying to get in the habit of cooking at least a couple times a week since the new year, rather than just relying on oven / microwave ready stuff forever. This one was more complicated than previous efforts, and didn’t go too wrong!
I honestly was certain he died a couple of years ago and now I’m wondering who I was mixing him up with
Still don’t *enjoy* cooking, but I’m learning to not dread the prospect of it quite so much
I, a culinary oaf, have followed a recipe and produced a meal that isn’t a completely fucked up disaster.
This is progress.
Coalition of the smol guys
“I will continue the fight” raises the tantalising prospect of Goodwin offering himself up to be publicly humiliated in defeat at any number of by-elections between now and the next general.
Non zero chance that the Labour take away from this is that they could have halved Matt Goodwins votes by being more racist
Andy Burnham being shown something on his phone at a press conference.
A news headline, showing "Green Party takes Gorton and Denton from Labour in first ever Westminster by-election win. Hannah Spencer wins the Manchester seat, ahead of Reform UK in second, with Labour pushed into third."
Andy Burnham blowing out his cheeks in exasperation.
Best of luck avoiding all the journalists doing their vox-pops along the high street then
It’s giving
A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion
Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye
