Anyway baseball done everyone go watch sumo twitch.tv/MidnightSumo
DAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
"eh it's not so hard to figure out" - Korea, Taiwan, and Australia
An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.
His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.
🤖 World Baseball Classic 🔁 by Justice delos Santos
Moments like this will last a lifetime ❤️
Team Japan and the Tokyo Dome crowd give a standing ovation to Ondrej Satoria for an inspiring career! 👏
(and yes I'm aware most of team Italy is from America, still funny to see an all star team get destroyed by the likes of Michael Lorenzen and Kyle Teel)
And they’ll deserve it if it happens!
No aura. Pitchers only half in. MLB doing a meh job promoting it.
The winner should want it.
Cover for Mario Superstar Baseball for the Nintendo GameCube (put this on nso already Nintendo)
Baseball becoming Italy's pastatime on Mario Day?? As it was foretold
🇮🇹🤌🏼
in additional funny sports news the US is getting clobbered by
*checks notes*
Italy in baseball
assuming the results hold a Mexico win tomorrow would knock the US out of the WBC in group play
GRAZIE ITALY 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
"It's a mess right now for the Americans"
A throwing error from Brad Keller gives Italy their 6th run
Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."
Happy Mario Day
me after completing one task
I hope the spooky ghost of Sun Tzu is getting spooky ghost royalties with how much everyone's been invoking him and his book as of late
Day3
M2 Churanoumi 1-1 (L)
Oz Kotozakura 2-0 (R)
Sumo today is much better than yesterday! #harubasho2026
holy shit
(also his advisors probably keep telling him that everything's going great Iran's totally going to surrender any minute now and then I'm guessing they're showing him ai videos of all their ships being destroyed so that's what trump believes is happening)
I think hegseth is basically a psychopath regardless but I wonder how much of his performative bloodthirstyness is due to trump constantly yelling WHY HAVEN'T YOU WON, WHY HAVEN'T THEY SURRENDERED YET at him
Guessing that he's so mad that he keeps being forced think and talk about Iran instead of being able to focus on his stupid ugly ballroom
music center LA on instagram: use code CHALAMET to save 20% on ballet tickets. image of some ballet dancers.
so that’s kind of funny lmao
cow/tuxedo cat sitting in between a window and the back of a clothes drawer
Tubbs’ private sunbeam area, free from all Georgies
been trying to remember to drink water during the afternoons over the past week or so and embarassingly/regrettfully I must admit that I think it’s been a net positive
he did not thank us for our attention on this matter, ergo nobody has to pay attention to this matter (note: joke)
cow/tuxedo cat sitting in between a window and the back of a clothes drawer
Tubbs’ private sunbeam area, free from all Georgies
(side note, definitely on Arozarena's side, and not just because I think him praising Raleigh's parents before cursing at Raleigh in three different ways is hella funny)
I appreciate that every team in pool c has been able to leave the pool with their heads held high/all of them have something to be proud of
Also I notice that ohtsni didn't play against him his time around, someone must have been scared lol