replaying majora's mask to experience the fantasy of planning a schedule and efficiently acting upon it to materially improve the conditions of the people around me whilst we all try to not think about the looming existential threat the stress of which causes us to needlessly lash out at each other
ICE agent mid-air as he slips on ice and about to fall on his ass, nearly parallel to the ground. Two photographers enjoy the moment.
The Vincent D'Onofrio pig post: Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
Pros of adding my psyllium husk supplement to my yogurt: it does much more effectively cover the taste
Cons of adding my psyllium husk supplement to my yogurt: it is. So pasty now. My spoon stands up straight in it.
ADHD is just one continuous parade of doing your best to keep up with everything and every week you learn you've forgotten to do something crucial
Free Palestine 🍉
Not everyone can boycott Amazon
Many disabled & elderly people are housebound and rely on it
Some medical supplies are more affordable there than anywhere else.
Instead of judging, help create networks of care.
Give rides, drop off food and meds, donate to mutual aid
Take care of each other
A picture of the inside of a toilet tank. The flushing mechanism is broken.
You fail a rap one time... (/j)
At the Stardew Valley concert, referring to Elliott repeatedly as "my first husband" while speaking to @mortimerdeadsea.bsky.social, the man I am married to
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as a vaguely foxlike abstract figure dashes towards him. Entity: Cold! Cuddles! Blue: Aaah! A ghoul! The entity, which is slowly starting to turn into Green, wraps himself around Blue, who struggles in vain. Ghoulish Green: Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Blue: Aaaah! You are icy!!! Accepting his confinement, Blue settles down, sulking as Green slowly and gradually returns to his usual bearing and colour. Blue: Are you normal now? Green: Almost.
Important PSA!
Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut.
That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).
hellhound design
hellhound design
hellhound design
hellhound design
Bringin my hellhound series back. These good (?) boys will be loyal to you for all your life and afterlife to. (1)
a blond silken windhound sits upright in a tall posture in a mauve tufted chair. she has big pointy ears, long wispy fur on her face and legs, and all four of her legs are tucked in together, her front legs straight as a board.
cleo the silken is curled up like a little nugget in a gray chair, all her limbs obscured in a puddle of fur. her neck sticks up and her ears are alert as she looks off frame. she’s got the posture of a rubber ducky.
cleo is sitting in profile on a light gray couch. she’s hunched over ever so slightly with her ears pinned back. a single canine is hooked out over her lip like a little snaggle tooth. we’re not 100% sure, but we’re pretty sure she’s stepping on a little bit of her tail fur.
This is Cleo. She has a unique way of sitting. In fact, she has several. 14/10 (IG: cleolonglegs)
If you post AI made fanfics you're a loser ass bitch btw
plz send help
am be eated by rats
The Magnus Archives 🤝 Date Everything
“Does he know about the D-O-R-E”
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"
Bruh
We are in a massive Covid surge right now.
No one will tell you this, because they’re still trying to prop up the “Covid is over” narrative.
Every day we learn more about the harmful long term effects of repeat infections.
Get your vaccine (if you can). Wear a respirator. Clean the air.
Dear God, please manifest my illnesses into human form so I can punch them in the face
the trans pride flag
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒
Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️
Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
you can use your last words to curse black and trans people and newspapers will be like "a true patriot, he always stood by what he believed was right"
just a reminder that the snitch who ratted on Luigi never got paid. they will do anything to wiggle out of paying you, you will never get the money.
If I'm a pet sitter, is buying a lint roller a business expense? Is that a receipt I'd save for tax season??
Quick colored sketch of a hairless rat with glasses over a pile of books. Cartoon style
A naked bookworm rat
"Bluesky is boring."
Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.
When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
