[demo]gorgonzola

celebrated international women’s day by avoiding all my responsibilities. which is not that much different from any other sunday lol

they stole an hour from women

sorry for the rant - I’m very stoned and have capital F feelings on the subject 😂

I was just texting a friend about this! BB is legit anxiety-porn. like how “it ends with us” is trauma-porn. I couldn’t even finish the pilot because I kept shouting “I DON’T CAAAAAARE!” and ppl really spent years microdosing BB for the adrenaline high

so @pabstblueronin.bsky.social is obsessed with a new video game he started playing and i’m pretty sure it’s just Yu-Gi-Oh!…

got a new client today who frequently refers to herself as “The Rhino”

was forced to go clubbing by my law students to celebrate the end of our trip to philly and I (my back) will definitely regret this in the morning

therapist & I just figured out my new ptsd-insomnia trigger is being “scared of weekends” ever since alex pretti died…and like now my brain is gonna think saturdays = bombing people

woke up from heartburn and blindly fumbled around for tums only to end up here & see the govt is killing people again. cool cool

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

bahahahahah @pabstblueronin.bsky.social I don’t even wanna know what Mochi would do in this burglary scenario, but like can you imagine her watching us vacuum up her food?!? 🤣😂😭💀

A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.

You die in Bluesky you die in real life

anyone got a flag I can burn

ok so remember how ice was gonna go to philly after mpls so all the locals were like “oh we’ll really show them what’s up”? well i’m here reporting live and…

idk wtf they were talking about cuz mpls would never have gigantic framed photos of dt & jdv on our courthouse walls 👀

picture of front door (black frame with clear pane and silver door handle and hinges) at a cat cafe in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania called “Get a Gato” - logo is a white circle with a drawing of a black and white cat’s head and a reddish orange fish on either side of the cat

new fave place in the entire world - this cat cafe in philly

what kind of self-respecting hotel doesn’t have the cable tv with late night reruns of sex & the city

wellll my ADHD meds kinda make it hard for me to get the full flavor experience but they loaded me up with cheese and it was as good as it could be 🤣 and I’m happy about it

Picture depicting my left hand holding a hoagie-length sandwich with the branded wrapping from “Jim’s on South St (Philadelphia, PA)” - white base with black writing and a black drawing of the building, and “Famous Cheesesteaks!” / sandwich is being held in front of window on the 2nd floor of the building and is looking out at the street view

ALRIGHT - I’M DOING IT 🤩 thank you again for the recommendation!

thank you! Adding to my list

on the hunt for the best cheesesteak in philly while i’m here for work!

haven’t flown in a year but the free diet coke portion of my flight, so I’m doing great so far

doctor: any specific triggers?
me: well on saturday, january 24th, the fed govt murdered a guy in broad daylight outside my fave donut shop just because they felt like it

doctor: so how’s the depression been?
me: *blank stare*
doctor: i’m so sorry. i know you live in minneapolis - i just legally have to ask you these questions to get your meds renewed.

the 9th circle of hell is just trying to pick up your prescriptions from walgreens every day for eternity

i feel this in my soul.

Art of a fire horse running, to usher in the Year of the Fire Horse in the Lunar calendar

Welcome, Year of the Fire Horse 🔥🐎

#sygnin #lunarnewyear #yearofthehorse

the rules of curling are none of my business

our lord & savior ms. rachel will be playing in our house all day today to get us through these big feelings

yet we’re all allegedly paid activists in the “shadow network” lmfao