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a cartoon character says a little from column a little from column b in front of a painting Alt: Grandpa Simpson: A little from column A, a little from column B
11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah well.

11.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the very hungry caterpillar is walking through a library Alt: the very hungry caterpillar is walking through a library

The eyebrows:

11.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was about to go hunt through my feed for this, so thank you

11.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hela: you can’t defeat me
Thor: I know, but he can
[points thumb at Surtur destroying Asgard]

Hela: you can’t defeat me Thor: I know, but he can [points thumb at Surtur destroying Asgard]

11.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Older than 43 apparently

11.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spider-Man PS4 Interiors in Unreal Engine 4 Tutorial
Spider-Man PS4 Interiors in Unreal Engine 4 Tutorial YouTube video by Carlos Coronado

With a fixed pipeline you’re stuck modeling the cube. With modern shaders, you can project the cube map to the UV space of a single quad. youtu.be/onKSZQQCgcQ

10.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's important to remind Secretary Kennedy that anesthesia causes adverse health outcomes at a far greater rate than vaccinations and that doing surgery without anesthesia, or "painmaxxing," is the masculine choice.

10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Boyle: that's it from us unless you have more questions

Judge: I have a lot of questions but I don't think they are going to be answered today

10.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 605 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 16

The reverse pocket veto

10.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand β€œhaving trouble making ends meet” combined with β€œhaving such a large and fancy wardrobe that you can make a decent amount renting it out”

10.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I certainly would

10.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 3367 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 14

A lot of technological advancement is a double-edged sword.

Vaccines, on the other hand, are just an uncomplicated positive (and often free!). A literal medical miracle, and people are finding reasons to not take them.

10.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

anywhere bluesky is today is due to a userbase that fled twitter turning into a barely functional cesspit, and is in spite of the developers doing their best to alienate and ban that userbase.

except for banning Palestinians and defending transphobes. Jay can have responsibility for that, sure.

10.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??"

Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to"

Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it.

Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 5629 πŸ” 812 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3

Ok but apart from about a hundred lapses…

10.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have to ask…

10.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Alternate universe shaggy Riker

Alternate universe shaggy Riker

10.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know how many thinkpieces would be dropped if tnis game came out today?

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Let’s rerelease it and find out

10.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Investors Tend Conservative, exhibit 738

10.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are dancing in front of a rainbow and the sun Alt: Simpsons Utopia daydream meme
10.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16111 πŸ” 3935 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 238

if you're rooting for the end of civilization because you think it'll involve more "running around in artfully ripped clothes with a nail bat" than "spending large parts of your life thinking about soil quality" you are in for an incredibly disappointing surprise

09.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/cast...

10.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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mr. snrub from the simpsons says " i like the way snrub thinks " Alt: Smithers from The Simpsons says "I like the way Snrub (Mr. Burns in a fake mustache) thinks"
10.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2362 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 8

Even the premise itself is cartoon cockfighting

10.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ewok is short for electronic wok

28.06.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6