Rad Yaps

I still don’t have my dnp photocards and I forgot when they were supposed to be shipped so I’m in fucking sad bitch limbo and I’m seeing people get theirs fully unsure of if it’s the original batch or the preorder restock like maybe I’ll want to trade with you mutual on tumblr but give me leniency 😭

You know, the OG was no explanation just reputation, so like imho her literally giving us SO MUCH nothing this entire time, including nothing from TN and even not being included in the opening medley, and then dropping it like later tonight without saying anything would be extremely funny

Ok dipndots time on pause it’s time for AMAs Taylor clowning

Tiny gang rise up

Phil taking a video of dan while Dan is posing on some boxes in terrible influence merch

draw me like one of your phrench girls

When I get the photocards I will do a trade if I don’t get a happy dan I’m serious anyone open to online card trading know my inner dannie is ready for this

Mom gave me extra money so I could get the blue tit hat 😭 I got a pack of photocards and a tour merch for the first time in fifteen years 😭
I only have one dnp merch despite being here since 2009 (the anniversary shirt)
I’m finally doing phandom!

I didn’t cry or anything when I got the confirmation email I was very cool and calm about it

I GOT THE RESTOCK PHOTOCARDS

I’d just be happy if some kind soul decided they could bear to gift me their doubles or a single smiley dan atp im not asking for a miracle 😔

Anyone want to donate a single Dan photocard to a suffering soul in this trying time

When u haven’t been to any tour and ur not safe enough to wear dnps merch and just wanted photocards

I’d take one dan. One cute happy dan. Emotional support dan.

But no.

I can’t get the shirts or anything I just was gonna get the cards and now I’m just fucked ok then. People out here buying multiple packs like Pokémon cards my ass is just like what was the point of today

I just wanted some cute Dan pictures to get me though it

My mom and I both are AuDHD in different flavors, and we are EXTREMELY similar to the dnp dynamic. It’s very funny to me actually. She’s my soulmate in the sense that my soul is part of hers, in the same way we share a braincell, we’re a part of each other. Plus tism. It’s dnp vibes really.

So. Idk if that makes me qualified or not but as an AuDHD individual, with knowledge, I often see and learn about people and am like 👀🫵📝
And the longer I can observe the more I’m like, I could do an analysis on you.

I actually have a secret skill which is despite having to drop out of college bc undiagnosed needed to diagnose, I still read all the required things for multiple degrees, including psychology, and went in depth on autism and related subjects, and still read on it.

And actually I have a fucking dissertation on this subject and wish I saw Dan AuDHD fics as much as Philtism ones and it’s more important to me than u think but like it’s fine everything’s fine it’s weird anyway like whatever

Always be stanning these tism4tism soulmate queer icons, and nobody will change my mind goodbye *sips tea*

I’m very passionate about this but I am silenced by woke 😔 I see u dan I’ve always seen u

i love you i love you ilove you

Thanks! 🖤

I’m still upset about the cake though.

You know you’re autistic when you get a surprise gift from your parents and it’s new noise-cancelling headphones, and they secretly order you pizza to calm down the fact there won’t be cake until the weekend even tho today is your birthday. I feel like I’m being Managed™️ today. It’s nice I think.

I am no longer in my late twenties, I am now basically thirty. Nearly thirty. Gonna be thirty soon even though I literally just turned 29 today.

I must ask the philosophical question:
is 29 still “late twenties,” or is it now just “basically thirty?” “Almost thirty?” Not its own number, but a new mystery age bracket that only exists to signify how close to a more “culturally significant” age you’re about to become

It helps me that both are Special Interests so my brain is like move over this is the Most Important Shit

But damn if I am not trying 😔

As a Fearless Hopeless Romantic Precocious Child Bipolar Poet well known for their multiple Mental Breakdowns, I win in every sense.