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You can fix most problems with money actually, it's just that they tend to be really expensive.

Also I find it an... interesting... choice of messaging that we can't possibly cut taxes for low wage earners.

It wouldn't be hard to eliminate that entirely and pay for it by upping cap gains rates, hypothetically speaking of course.

Just throwing out there that something like 3% of income tax revenue comes from the bottom half of earners.

My most lefty tax position is that all income should be taxed at the applicable regular income rate.

People here hate this but I strongly suspect that low / no taxes for low - moderate income houses is a vote winning policy

Was it Churchill that joked about wanting a one handed economist?

I got this job because I was a tv anchor.

Oh, so you're good on camera?

lol no of course not

Sure but remember how funny it was to take screenshots of the apes to tease the people who paid money for them

I'm not actually drunk, it's 6 in the morning, I'm hungover like a gentleman.

I'm perfectly sober, the only thing preventing sobriety is the 5 bourbons I drank but should I not drink I'm sober.

I don't watch Fox but I kinda assumed their anchors were polished speakers. Liars and apologists for fascism sure, but smooth while they did it.

Tbf tho democrats were really mean to Mitt

The frequency with which maga makes me side with the Catholic Church is maybe their greatest sin.

Night three of hot toddies to cure the cold. It's going well.

Who did this

This is what Im saying

I love all of these jokes equally

It was (mostly) natural I assume

JFC this is so fucking embarrassing

Never be ashamed about laughing at mom jokes

the Harsh Goeka tweet about trucking oil from one side of the strait of hormuz to the other, except now there is a giant catapult throwing a barrel of oil into an enormous catcher's mitt

can this be a solution?

You have my attention

Trucks may be more practical but I'm team slip n slide too

Your mother is telling secrets again I see

Same tweet but it's Joffrey Baratheon

Fixed.

Compounded by ships taking time to build. You don't just head down to the oil tanker dealership.