biblically accurate bruins fan

Oh I’m so fucking sorry Jude holy shit. She was the best girl and I’ll never forget rocking her to sleep while piper told her bedtime stories ❤️

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have

Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...

August reminds me of lighthouses ☀️

if it’s certified then why aren’t they plastering it all over the media? Oh yeah.

the anger I feel every time this administration flaunts their cruelty is unmatched.

Hisuian Zoroark

America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

She's explicitly using Potter bux to fund her war on trans people. If you truly can not quit the wizarding world at the very least pirate it

apparently katy perry insisted on performing what a wonderful world in space which figures bc if she wanted to be liked it would have been I kissed a girl

You are a hypocrite if you are celebrating Christ this weekend while cheering for a Tyrant…

You just are.

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and they were ROOMATES 👀⁉️ #bg3

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

Go to the online DC or Florida Bar orgs and file a complaint against Pam Bondi for not complying with the Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador. Her bar # is 886440.

This is something we can all do.👇🏼

File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

whenever I tell a cashier I legitimately enjoy collecting Pokémon cards and don’t scalp when I’m buying them I feel like they’re like “okay champ, whatever you say.”

speaking as a dog owner here - y’all, keep your dogs on leash when you’re out in public, my god. This isn’t hard

PATCH 8 PATCH 8 WOOOOO!!!!! THE SILLIES!!!!!

oh my god this sounds like pippy’s experience :(( sending you love, friend

there is no such thing as AI art, delete your account.

A Jewish democratic governor's home was set on fire the first night of Passover and the arsonist planned to beat him to death with a hammer but the real terrorism is keying a Cybertruck.

it’s now harder to vote than to buy a gun in our democracy.

F47 is a human trafficker.
The Supreme Court is useless.

This is so accurate. We millennials grew up amidst CONSTANT Columbine-level trauma.

Nothing scares us anymore. 😎😑

I just yelled OH MY GOD THEYRE DRIVING A DUMPSTER at a family getting into a cybertruck and the group behind me started clapping and yelled GOOD ONE lololol