Reluctant Draggin

That post-juicing clarity…

When it’s 4:30am and you have to destroy a bathroom but feel 5000% relief after and go back to bed and have amazing sleep.

Cookie dough? Yeah I still have a few tubes of him left- IT. Few tubes of IT left… >.> hey while you’re here could you check this press? It seems to be jammed up

[Odd Couple theme intensifies]

Wolfo, now in beautiful TECHNICOLOR

About time I do a finished piece with this big ol' toon, was a lot of fun to tighten up his design and I'm super pleased with how this form ended up looking!

And just saying, either by mallet or by monobutt, you're GONNA get smashed >:03

Each ToonLax Valentine’s box comes with a different treat to cater for kinks, and a video of your partner being put into the press that forms the treats!

When a day has been so frustrating that you just wanna look at weird toony stuff and crank it. No punchline here, but sometimes that mood is very real.

Time for your massage! Hmm… I think I have this right… you know, don’t worry about that your ankles are by your ears. They say this shape is good for limbo!

“Yeah, made the costumes real sexy like ya wanted, boss!” “What?”

Oh this tub? Yeah that’s the last boyfriend. He’s fine, just gotta use the fun factory to mould him into shape.

Some great squishy chonk action :3

Lammy v1.2 Update to fix some issues, add a new expression and add a Ma-san charm! #vrchat
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Make Discord lose tbe most amount of money before jumping ship. Cancel your nitros- use your time to complain about ID plans. Make their lives misery first.

Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.

Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)

Gosh, the Super Bowl was so lame it made the freezing weather too embarrassed to stick around…

Tips for maximum flustering of a victim of candy tf. Lean on top of them from behind to squish their torso down, and give their face a good stretch outwards. <3

No marshmallows for your hot chocolate? Just slip some ToonLax Mallow Maker into your partner’s mug and within minutes marshmallows galore*!

*new partner will be needed after

Dangerously cold tonight.

Supplies: check.
Blankets: check.
Heated blanket: check.
Suspiciously vore-coded blanket: yes.

Ok ok. Better deal: i keep inflating you. That’s the deal. Take it or… take it.

I hear you, but counterpoint: still gonna keep that hose in you. C:

Sleeping with your friends (consensually) is a valid way to stay warm. >.>

Seeking single toons to rub my sore hips and butt. Spelunking gear not required but encouraged for safety.

“Maybe this pic will get me going…. Owwwwiiieeee….” :,3 not like this..

So once in a blue moon moon I pinch a nerve and suffer a night of hip aches, I also happen to be very kink horny this time around. This is a very unusual experience. :x

You touched the idol, now you’re a big bloated toony yoshi… as long as you don’t belch or blast, won’t be permanent, sounds like your gut wants otherwise…

US bathroom: “so anyway I started blastin’”
UK bathroom: “so anyway I started blarsting”

A lot of appreciation. <3

Yeah it would sound like that. XD

There’s a reason hammer space is usually behind someone.

It’s up the butt.

[loudly slurps juice]

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