Goth Baby Spice 👱🏼‍♀️

They’re so fucking fragile.

stylistic analysis reveals gospel of mark most likely written by a linux guy

*it maybe wasn’t the wisest choice for my first post-starter earring earring

My duck earring got so many compliments before it irritated my ear and I had to take it out*. Everyone is Team Duck 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

“Hey, should I do it? Should I jab him? I’m gonna do it lmao”

Gonna write a novel in 7th person POV. All the story events happened to the protagonist’s sister’s wife’s neighbour’s brother’s best friend’s cousin.

An avalanche of cute boys at the office (again)

In the event this is true:
If they sat happily in Labour through the annihilation of Trans Rights and parroting far right racist talking points only to come to their senses because of Gorton and Denton, they can get bent.

Lady Bug (Disco Mix) YouTube video by BumbleBee Unlimited - Topic

I’ve found another weird disco track and I love it

I just met a breathtakingly beautiful boy and it’s a miracle that I was able to remain vaguely coherent while talking to him

I love how ever post on r/bald is like ”is it time???” and it’s a man with enough hairs that you can easily count them - it was time many, many moons ago

Benedict Bridgerton. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

They have no business being parents

Title: "The Haters" panel 1. Two round characters sit in a cinema. Yellow blob "I hate this!" Red Blob "Me too!" Panel 2. They have left the cinema Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!" Panel 3. "Did you like the book?" asks Yellow. Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?" Panel 4. Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits." Panel 5. Red blob "I'll lend you my copy." Yello blob"That's very kind." Panel 6. Caption: "Later" Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!" Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

The counter and tiles were all the same. Which created quite an unsettling effect or at least it did in my mind. Imagine picking out a hair piece and all you can think about is rotating döner meat

There used to be a tiny kebab shop near the tube station, which then closed. And someone selling Brazilian hair extensions and wigs moved in. Only they kept all the same fittings from the kebab shop

I was very upset to find out the other day that the upsetting wig shop in my neighbourhood has been replaced by a bubble tea shop

Fever Ray | The Lake (Cinematic) - Official Music Video | The Bride! Soundtrack | WaterTower Music YouTube video by WaterTower Music

This is Goth Christmas to me

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

I know I don’t know you so feel free to ignore me if I’m speaking outta turn. But I really felt for you when I read this post. We can’t ever control or anticipate what we feel. I went through this in the autumn and I was devastated. Be kind to yourself at this time

I’m a reminded a lot of their eponymous debut album when I listen to these songs. They give me a similar feeling

The new Fever Ray tracks are sooooooooooooooo good

Thinking about my friend who wore her grandmother's wedding ring to Taco Bell so they would think she was picking up food for a family.

My favourite time of the day is snuggle time 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼🧸💖🫂

I didn’t know when I bought that Cookie Monster hoodie that life would end up imitating art to quite this extent

My ham-coloured hand holding a partially devoured milk chocolate chip cookie.

Oops I did it again. This is my fourth cookie this week

Cookie Disco "Cookie Disco" is a Sesame Street song parodying Isaac Hayes' "Theme from Shaft," sung by Cookie Monster and three female backup vocalists. As the vocalists sing, Cookie Monster shows off his cookie-e...

I think it’s important that we as a society acknowledge the fact that Cookie Monster had his own disco record

Aw, thank you so much, Harris! That means a lot. I did think of you when I was getting dressed and thought you might like the look 😸

Broken Toy YouTube video by NR& - Topic

I love this song. So haunting and sensual