Jim

Experience the lush jungle of Krabi with a tranquil bamboo rafting adventure.

Siarhei Nester's photograph captures a moment of stillness on the waterways of Krabi, where bamboo rafting becomes a quiet passage through the jungle's emerald embrace

Reading because murder is wrong Cat with book How To Kill a Mockingbird

“Let’s open up this fucking pit”

Me to my Eustachian tubes

If Kevin has put any tarantulas in the stairwell, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason paint cans were hung from ropes, the consequences to Kevin will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, he removes all hot doorknobs, it will be a giant step in the right direction!

Sitting outside watching the sunset for the 1st time in months. 🧡☺️

I know i know, spring training, wbc, yada yada but it'd be nice to leave spring training with a record over 500

"Hey, we're going camping on Memorial Weekend! Would you want to come with us?"

I'd rather eat my own face

A deep peacock blue painted wall with a medium oak colored floor and a white ceiling. There is a painters cloth on the floor.

Sneak peak of my art room/office reno:

my replacement monitor is supposed to come tomorrow or Thursday and im very eager to get my desktop back.

So I purposefully put all the nuts at the bottom of the red squirrels tree just to watch him terrorize 2 grays 2x his size into fleeing this whole side of the road 😆

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Macaroni & cheese has been acquired.
My stomach is pleased.

This farmer is the sweetest, happiest man imaginable.

(screams under his breath)

My one-legged neighbor is having a prosthetic made. More plans are afoot.

Zero productivity since the time change, and you know what? Suck it, the economy.

Folk just don't zip-a-dee-doo-
dah zip-a-dee-ay like they used to

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?

One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving Roman.

I'm actually hilarious if you don't get to know me

Maybe I'll stay up late and watch the thunderstorms roll in from the front porch, in typical dad fashion: Crack open a beer and just watch & nod, with the occasional "ope" and "yup"

how do you think jesus feels about all these people wearing his murder weapon on their necklaces

Hockey game ends early after 20 fighting majors, nearly 600 penalty minutes handed out Officials for a junior hockey league in Newfoundland and Labrador say severe suspensions are coming after a chaotic, fight-filled playoff game that was shut down after constant ejections.

Junior hockey game ends early after 20 fighting majors, nearly 600 penalty minutes handed out

All 4 goaltenders were ejected by the end of the night, and the game was abandoned

sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you

tinker taylor soldier swift

I like the cut of your jib. It's a well designed sail. But your attitude is a problem.

That's gonna hurt.
- a memoir.

I’m addicted to quoting 80s song lyrics. Might as well face it.

Operation Tiny Dick Hissy Fit

Gentle parenting myself

Here she comes. She's a man eater