Guardian of The Glucose

When we’re off to work early we try to guess which confected outrage he’ll go with. More often than not we guess correctly

I got in the car and realised I’d left it on LBC from yesterday but thankfully the news was on so switched before I had to hear Negative Nick speak.

Watching a tv show and this week it’s centred around American fraternity and sorority houses. They make no sense to me but do make sense of why modern America may be the way it is.

Just had internet restored at 15:30 after switching provider and old connection went dead at 1am.

Youngest felt like a limb had been cut off.

I was 25 when I got a 512k connection 😂

Fudge our tabby cat is 15 today, here she is atop the bed on my pillow about to start the days snoozing

Happy 15th birthday to Fudge. Still the queen of all she surveys

How do you think we feel in the Uk having Cadbury bought out by Americans and introducing ‘candy’ into some of the chocolates.

Milo the short haired black cat trying to lick my phone I think

Trying to get a nice photo of Milo earlier and he was having none of it

Going to make a great episode of 24 hours in custody. Stuck in a grey tracksuit with the thermostat turned up to 35°c

Mars Attacks, just didn’t get on with that at all. Plus my mate who I went with threw up halfway through.

Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people.

I've just got back from Newark, I must admit I feared for my safety a little as the only faces I saw were rouge coloured and they looked quite angry shouting at me "bloody brummies, coming over here fixing things" I'm not even a brummie.

You won’t find any in reform.

If only you knew someone who was a a dab hand with photoshop…

@monkemma.bsky.social I don't know why but as soon as I got a message from a Reform supporter I know banging on about £500 million compensation for having phones seized and how it's all Keir Starmer's fault I thought of you.

A large latte made from Jamaican beans

Whilst my wife shops, I sip

That is absolutely bloody brilliant.

I thought it was all some voodoo paraphernalia

Your alt text descriptions are always on point.

Maybe he’s been breathing in his own chemicals for too long.

Dark jumper and red jacket got to be contenders.

Known agitators and revolutionaries is the top tier list to be on though.

They should mint a coin in his honour. Sweeney on one side Cummings on the other.

Problem is they will blame the previous council that they inherited a mess (whilst criticising Labour for saying such things) and their supporters will still believe them.

Never trust a Tory, now who said that 🤔

That far right thug Tommy ten names was at our kids school today apparently. The comments on the local FB pages are not inspiring me with confidence for the future one bit.

He’s had more free passes from the press than I’ve had hot dinners.

Wait until he hears about the guy who appointed an actual Russian agent to lead a party in Wales, he’ll be furious I bet.

I hear you 🙄

Maybe NF told him of the roulette they play at his backers parties

Never underestimate our ability in the UK to cut off our noses to spite our faces.