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some faces on a sun, ranging from a beaming sun smiley face, non-beaming sun happy but less happy face, angry or sad sun, sun face, mostly covered by cloud and finally no sun at all just a dark cloud and rain.

some faces on a sun, ranging from a beaming sun smiley face, non-beaming sun happy but less happy face, angry or sad sun, sun face, mostly covered by cloud and finally no sun at all just a dark cloud and rain.

game review rating system, login, magazine (1987) archive.org/details/logi...

07.10.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9
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This is dope

11.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 3254 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14
a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

a stylized blender 3d render of a dog playing a lute with angel wings. it is based on the rosso fiorentino painting of the same name.

angel playing the lute

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3626 πŸ” 988 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 4023 πŸ” 729 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 45
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 10617 πŸ” 2693 πŸ’¬ 424 πŸ“Œ 839
Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) in a 1974 photo shoot. She sits in a lawn chair in an open gold robe with her bush and breasts out. Her hair is feathered and falls down in waves. Her sunglasses sparkle in the light

Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) in a 1974 photo shoot. She sits in a lawn chair in an open gold robe with her bush and breasts out. Her hair is feathered and falls down in waves. Her sunglasses sparkle in the light

I’m obsessed with this 1974 photo of Cassandra Peterson

14.01.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 6773 πŸ” 1036 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 55
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Donate to Help Leah & Her Cats Stay Housed, organized by Leah Rivers Hi. My name is Leah, I'm a 22-year-old trans woman living in South Minneapolis, and I'm i… Leah Rivers needs your support for Help Leah & Her Cats Stay Housed

hey every one my house mate has been struggling with rent for a while now. shes still struggling to find work. it would mean the world to me if you could throw her a few bucks or share this around. thanks!!

gofund.me/ec93f44b5

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!"

Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!"

But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

10.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 3377 πŸ” 695 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

It's so funny that there's a whole spectrum of dumb guys who think the Art of War will make them brilliant tacticians, when it's just a pamphlet so coddled Princelings don't get immediately slaughtered or fragged by their own officers on their first command.

10.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Studio Is a Dungeon Is the Studio Writings and Interviews, 1983–2024 with Nayland Blake Join us to welcome Nayland Blake to LA&M, on the occasion pof the publication of his new book from Duke University Press. For four decades, artist, writer, curator, and teacher...

Chicago friends, I'll see you at the Leather Archive and Museum this Sunday!

10.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 11180 πŸ” 2268 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 41
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16670 πŸ” 4101 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 246

Can't help but notice that the people nicking baby formula from Walmart to feed their kid aren't getting glossy write ups in Curbed

09.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

AI appeals to that class of people because "I asked someone to do it, I don't understand how it works, will never learn how it works, I can't even tell if it's done right, so I ask someone else that too" has always been their relation to everyone who knows how to do things they got so wealthy off of

09.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

asking the budtender for the weed that makes Keanu talk like that

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08.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3238 πŸ” 1376 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 10676 πŸ” 3828 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9
The Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. She's a terrifying bald cybernetic monster who is absolutely rocking that red lipstick, girrrrl

The Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact. She's a terrifying bald cybernetic monster who is absolutely rocking that red lipstick, girrrrl

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, breaking through the barriers that kept her from achieving her full potential (eating whoever she wants)

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park, breaking through the barriers that kept her from achieving her full potential (eating whoever she wants)

The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens. She's a horrifying mass of insectoid limbs and black carapace. She's making her own way through the galaxy in the face of adversity, all while raising a family. You really can have it all.

The Xenomorph Queen from Aliens. She's a horrifying mass of insectoid limbs and black carapace. She's making her own way through the galaxy in the face of adversity, all while raising a family. You really can have it all.

Jobu Tupaki from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. She's wearing an outfit that's a riot of different colors and styles. That's because she's out there girl-bossing and living her best lives, all at the same time. That's multitasking!

Jobu Tupaki from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once. She's wearing an outfit that's a riot of different colors and styles. That's because she's out there girl-bossing and living her best lives, all at the same time. That's multitasking!

Me and the girls celebrating International Women's Day

08.03.2024 22:41 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Black and white drawing of two people, from waist down, wearing leather, denim and harnesses and grinding on one another.

#peteart

Black and white drawing of two people, from waist down, wearing leather, denim and harnesses and grinding on one another. #peteart

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06.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 3080 πŸ” 819 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

im not kidding dude it's gotten to the point that even trying to make myself chill/feel good by imagining things that are/were good or enjoyable or cool comes with the screaming enormity of loss and mourning because it's all being taken away irrevocably, globally, constantly, and I am losing my will

08.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lawrence from Office Space saying "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man."

Lawrence from Office Space saying "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man."

"it's a distraction"

28.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 5771 πŸ” 1293 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 24

latest development mental state-wise is that every night i lay down and I have to gently coach myself through an unrelenting urge to sob and panic because it's "not a good use of time" and I "need to be resting instead" and the convo gets longer and more desperate every night lol

08.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ff8

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 868 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5467 πŸ” 1217 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22

Lick Up the Butter, You Dog! (3)

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 8

If you have an ambitious goal it takes several years of your life, trial and error, & consistent effort to learn or do what you want!

06.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0