For the third or fourth year in a row, you two have kept me sane @footballej.bsky.social @brettkollmann.bsky.social

🙋 it was probably my biggest flex on that site. Not that I posted very often. Or flexed at all.

I don't wanna over exaggerate or anything but I would rather die than watch the Patriots be good at football again

Bury me with Pokemon Legends: Arceus

& I HOPE YOU WILL FORGET THINGS I STILL LACK

An Oral-B login screen.

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

ESPN didn't show Tom Grossi announce a pick for the Packers 🥲 who recorded it?

I just wanna know if 4 late night acts conflicting followed by one act with nobody else playing will ever come to an end

It is wholeheartedly fair to judge how welcoming a bar is based on whether or not they offer PBR

Get me on the Bojack Horseman side of this app NOW please and thanks

I always wanted to make an unhinged, private Twitter account, so maybe I'll just do that here