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Grant the pirate

@grantthepirate

I'm a friggin leftist pirate from Ohio. Raised in Kinston, NC to be a religious fundamentalist bigot, and by the grace of science, got better. I've lived in AVL, NC for the last 15 years. No Gods no masters in the streets, oh God yes master in the sheets.

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Yo ho! Had a big ass weekend with my partner.

24.02.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! I'm so excited for that time I was reincarnated as a slime season 4!!

24.02.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! I shouldn't say the majority of them came to the US because that's not accurate. A lot of them did. The majority of them were not punished.

24.02.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yoho! Unfortunately only a small number of Nazis were actually punished the majority of them came to live quiet comfortable lives in the US which is why we're dealing with a Nazi problem now. My Hope is that next time we are punishing Nazis we take it all the way punish them till they at 0 HP

24.02.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! You got plenty of time. Hit snooze 3 more times.

24.12.2025 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yo ho!! Feelin Christmas as fuck!

24.12.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! No way it's the narrowest I've ever seen!

20.12.2025 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Love this costume! Mim was my favorite villain as a child!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

26.11.2025 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yo ho! Feelin myself today!!

26.11.2025 11:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! What is Gail the snail doing here? Where's the salt?

26.11.2025 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yo ho!! Whatcha think

26.11.2025 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Can someone make Real Housewives of Sunny Dale Trailer Park?
Please ๐Ÿฅบ

07.11.2025 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! I'm not sure that Tim Curry has ever done anything that I don't think is awesome!!!

17.10.2025 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! I'd be interested in journeys through the radiant citadel

17.10.2025 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yo ho!!! Happy my birthday to y'all

14.10.2025 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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13.09.2025 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Personally I think it's nice to be alive, change my mind.

13.09.2025 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! I think I'm going to start a new religion centered around pirates. Just a modge podge of pirate superstition and sayings that I can irritate existing superstitions with. I'm thinking Davy Jones should be the Hades stand in and all the awesome Golden age pirates be the saints.

09.09.2025 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Straight curtains, with no wrinkles!!

05.09.2025 10:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! At a sing-along K-Pop demon hunter showing at regal with my daughter and some family ๐Ÿ˜ it's going to be awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž

24.08.2025 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Looking for something to listen to while I drive that might make me a better criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

22.08.2025 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! What are your 3 desert island podcasts?

07.06.2025 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Don't y'all get it? Government officials are freaking out because for the first time in history THEY can get bird flu๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคฎโ˜ ๏ธ

23.02.2025 07:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

22.02.2025 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 79189 ๐Ÿ” 17151 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1283 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1008

Yo ho! My first favorite DM. This guy has made me laugh in inappropriate times that made whatever he was doing even funnier!

21.02.2025 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Imagine how nice it would be if all the Christians were gone ๐Ÿฅน give them their heaven as long as they go the fuck away!

19.02.2025 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! Have you considered staring blankly at that cobweb where your ceiling and wall meet ? I know when I do that I experience head empty no thoughts. Besides the thoughts I think lately are a little scary so I try to not.

12.02.2025 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo ho! That's because god is not real! But if they were real I think it would be cool to pee on them.

11.02.2025 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meet Asop he lives in my living room

11.02.2025 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bobby: yeah I have a trump impression.

10.02.2025 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0