SomeAndroidRoommate

Your roommate being a bastard because you programmed him to.

*twitch*

Wouldn’t it be adorable to play with his feet while he sleeps?

Your roommate sleeping soundly

Alright so debating on commissioning this scene again but with Fletcher Kane, Wolfie, and Duke from Fortnite.

Aight here me out again, I know I keep posting this scene over n over but hear me out (tap ALT)

That was my shit back on Xbox 360.
Same with Off the record.

Fallout NV, like actually playing it fr fr after 14 years.

Spelling error* (see)

Ugh
Too lazy to repost.

I got nothing for a caption, but who cares. You wanted to seem these soles anyway.

Been lazy on posting content.

It’ll come back to me.

*rub rub* *examine*

Nothing serious, just misused a foot file now my soles look very scratched up xD

I fucked up my soles... no feet for a while lol

They're fine just .. not looking nice xD

Normalize being blunt bout unsolicited pics.

Make them pervs respect boundaries.

Noted.

Had a dream where game companies were announcing they’re regressing back to 7th generation consoles.

Then I woke up.

See Paws
Post Paws

Just waking up.

Art done by @/bartek22 Bsky/Twitter

Been feeling a bit lazy to post recently.

Woke up to a dick pic in my Twitter DMs

Fastest block in the west.

A rare sight tbh, maybe I should get a pair.

Sent a friend a pic of my thighs,

He responded with a pic of his Size 13 feet.

What a bastard~ ❤️

Happy Birthday 🎂

Eh, I ain't trippin.
Some people just can't seem to have the intelligence to mind their own business. Can't help the stupid or the hateful.

I deleted that one post with me handing a controller to ya cuz It was getting some unwanted attention I didnt like.
The comments didn't bother me, it was just getting weird attention xD

Cheers, will do that.

Did everyone get hit with a rage virus or something?

Quite comedic.

I'll buy you a drink.

Lol, who pissed your cereal? You could've simply ignored my posts.

Try not to lick your screen.

Another android joins the club~

He finished cleaning the floor and is teasing you.