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Siddhartha Gudetama

@easybakeoff

Generally Regarded as Silly. I refuse to join any polycule that would have me as a member. On a journey of meaning She/They

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They made this joke or something similar on the latest Chapo, I just needed to post it into the record

13.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Detroit: Become Hormuz

13.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Introducing a new chicken paradigm

13.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 17795 πŸ” 7058 πŸ’¬ 610 πŸ“Œ 566

Do you guys think big old clown shoes are going to be a thing for Republican fashion now? Like you go to the park and you can tell who is a fascist because their shoes don’t fit. They start making shoes that actually do fit but give the appearance of being too big. That sort of thing

11.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think my first response also would’ve been confusion. But on the second thought, there is an ambiguity there about whether one could recycle it or not due to the glue

11.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nail polish I believe is becoming a both genders thing

11.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As @11mmyjohns.bsky.social would say, it sucks mondo ass

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely dapper sweater

10.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate eating my low vibrational food

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16774 πŸ” 4137 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 250

Most people forget about the Hussein

10.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haarlem Boldraffers

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GARDENS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

07.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2691 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 61

[husband watching me start Pokopia, which I’m destined to sink probably 100+ hours into]
β€œThat looks like a fun little game πŸ™‚β€

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 3208 πŸ” 1346 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 125

This sweet little babe, oh no. With his little glasses chain and his sweet elephant lunch box. You can tell he was so loved and cared for. Our leaders are sick and heartless

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been crocheting pretty fervently for a couple years now. Just came to the realization I’ve been doing my normal crochet stitch as BLO (back loop only) the entire time

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy that God ever made a woman so naturally beautiful as Ingrid Bergman

06.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

β€œTomorrow,” said Toad, β€œI can just take life easy.” Toad went back to bed.

06.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

I must trust you wis(consin)dom

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are very beautiful, but! Friend, so are you

06.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

was on board until the american cheese came out, this is a foreign idea to me

06.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t call it can’tnabis

05.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t really readily come up with an example of t-20 being better for being born but I do now wonder will the 2017 kids have it better than me?

05.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you have a great clap back… and sometimes all you have is passion

04.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I will note that, also β€˜97, I had the same experience as OP

04.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve actually seen ESL videos on YouTube that use Friends as an example when instructing on pronunciation/naturalistic inflection in English

04.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0