Seymour Butts (horse version)

i find it inappropriate to talk about trying for a baby and getting pregnant at work

only the best from the Trad God 😩

made by Jerry Ledford at Sacred Eagle Tattoo in Elizabethtown Kentucky !!

an american traditional tattoo of a snake wrapped around a dagger in the traditional red, green, yellow palette.

my first convention piece and i am so proud to wear this for my 6x award winning artist ❤️

my sexy history teacher from high school is at the tattoo convention one booth over and i feel myself blushing and i can’t stop

i was supposed to be the coolest person at the grocery store (pattern skirt, creamy floral perfume and my natural waves) but unfortunately there was a bixie cut aquatic scent girl with a lily bouquet in their cart.

i like eating sauerkraut the bugs in me start singing celebration tunes

if you were to tell me there was an american man at the olympics i would not believe you bc ive only been receiving news about the girls

and you may divorce him after bc they’re dumb dumbs 😄 (im in a happy marriage but just wanted to give you advice)

if he cheats on you/breaks a boundary, remain calm and list out demands then go see a lawyer
example: promise to maintain life insurance with x amount and you are entitled to full x amount

women can fuck up their husbands life without children/child support btw and it’s called a post nuptial agreement ✨

an angel 🪽

the joke is a mouth guard causes a lisp

i got my mouth guard and my husband keeps asking “mike tyson?” and then i go “i was so fat and nasty”

i was speaking in an australian accent to myself at the grocery store this morning (beel peepah, kewcumbah) and someone asked if i needed help and i responded in american english and terrified myself bc i convinced myself i was australian

when you stay past last call at your dive bar they promote from customer to volunteer employee btw

“there are no dragon/bug type pokémon” explain my cats then

i still have a scar on my finger from when i grabbed the fajita pan over a year ago. i am so greedy.

yup haven’t had a working phone in 8 months idgaf

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

like bro we eat pickled pigs feet and say “kyarnny” people outside of our area do not get that shit and we have decided to “other” ourselves from non-white cultures that could probably understand the unique circumstances that made appalachian people the way they are.

the cognitive dissonance appalachians have about the halftime show when we, too, have to leave our homeland in search of better opportunities ☹️

i fucking hate you Melissa you should really burn in fucking hell you dumb fucking wench

my beef with the water company has intensified x1000 as of today

i quite enjoyed the terrible rabbit because he is sexy and i like when old white people are mad

to see a performance that showcases all of the beauty of hispanic culture during a time that is so scary is exactly what was needed. no notes

rooting for the patriots is spiritually israeli

what if i just started posting my piercings when they leak or get infected

“where’s the leak maam”

sometimes when we’re working cattle and it’s already a high stress environment i do a Patrick Star impression on our walkies