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トロプリ5周年て早すぎないか

[brian butterfield ‘christmas man’ voice] chainsaw man

never register for n*xtdoor for any reason because no matter what you do they will always add you back on their mailing lists. or hey maybe invent a new one where they can force-email you the latest nimbying in your local area. deeply evil website

(me realising that when we go to japan in the autumn we might have to go via america) uhhhh i’ve always supported trump y’all. maga and all that. i love ICE (quietly) cream

you look at a lot of the default tags/feeds like booktwt/booksky etc and aside from the bots and trolls the standard of discussion among real people is mindbogglingly vapid. reading my #book today :) i liked #turning the #pages :)

suite precure, sailor moon s, rozen maiden, neon genesis evangelion, princess mononoke, tokyo godfathers, ghost in the shell, night on the galactic railroad, serial experiments lain

also did ‘9 anime that define me‘ aka another way to say GET A LOAD OF MY SWEET 3X3 (english in alt text) tlpt-telepath.github.io/9-animes/

pokemon crystal, disco elysium, slay the princess, umineko no naku koro ni, final fantasy x, tales of symphonia, sunless sea, ace attorney, the sims

it’s international women’s day so that means you have to be nice to my games/when i post engagement bait (in no particular order) #my9games my9games.com

those who don’t know :) / those who know :(

go forth: wikigacha.com

you can speedrun your descent into the depths of mankind by attending the riyadh comedy festival, though

my view is that most people are Fine. they’re not particularly good or particularly bad but they’re, like, okay. they have the capacity for both though and vested interests would like both you and i to become our very worst selves by melting our brains on facebook neighbourhood groups ✌️

are we human? or are we dancer?

realising that (since i scrolled past a post about it) despite having seen all of the bbc election night coverage from 1955 onwards in their entirety, multiple times even, i have actually never seen the itn versions. FAKE FAN. CANCELLED

“when brits have some sun they become cunt and slay” - so you’re saying you can’t be cunt and slay when it’s cloudy? you find it impossible to show off your cuntitude when the weather makes you want to kys? foolish. wear the waterproof jacket that is nonetheless slightly too warm

they took peter mandelson out of prison [booing] and placed him into The Machine [cheering]

well things may be shit but at least i hit 5000 words on my alleged novel which is the most fiction i have written in years unless you count an article for the social review <-- satire

ssr rarity card saying 2020 labour party leadership election (uk)

even in the wikipedia gacha game i cannot escape

i’m seeing double here! FOUR asukas?!

I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

went out for a lovely dinner this evening but was regrettably sat next to a couple of crypt*bros talking about ai and bl*ckchain the whole time :( guess it’s to be expected from a place that is famous for its steaks the size of a boogie board

good old takeshit street. all the youth have now decamped to shin-okubo to appreciate korean culture/eat loads of melted cheese

japan one’s inevitable structure:

LOL! TOKYO! LOOK A ROBOT! MAID CAFES! shibuya is too much for a poor little uwu brit like me…
LOL! KYOTO! LOOK A GEISHA (she is a maiko.)! let’s go to a ninja school…so profound…is this the ‘real’ japan????
LOL! OKINAWA! OLD PEOPLE! japan is a land of contrasts

astonishing bumqueen-chan 😳

[with a suitcase full of idolmaster figurines] officer it’s not what you think.

oh so running for us senate with a totenkopf inked on you is okay but if my fiancé wants to get through advanced civil service vetting he has to remove his full back tattoo of the anime girl version of richard nixon from hearts of iron iv: the new order: the moe order? ridiculous

they’re taking down ianto’s shrine and i just got flashbanged by livejournal doctor who fandom flashbacks (horrible, horrible flashbacks)

the one thing i have learnt in this life, and v applicable for now, is that things can always get worse. quite the opposite of what a certain mr blair taught me…………

the president has a weird rash on his neck because he sleeps in a nest of ticks. he lets ticks crawl all over him as he snores, biting and consuming his blood, for sexual purposes. at this point he enjoys it so much he barely moves from his hovel of vermin and filth

keir starmer’s silence over the ao3 situation is deafening