Nissan al-Gaib

Meme: image of a little felt mouse holding a raspberry and wearing a grey pointed hat with text that reads “I am plagued by concepts”

eat shit and die lmao i had SO much riding on this 😭

this is for the person with whom i am in a bidding war for a 21 chord autoharp on ebay:

i need this more than i need air. winning this is the only thing standing between me and sheer oblivion rn. i hope you know that my entire future is in your hands rn.

the legion of middle-aged normie millennials is coming. they’ve been watching Fantastic Beasts movies and chuckling at Super Mario parody t-shirts for years and their grief is soon to explode upon the world stage

they need a hotline you can call to avoid the urge to over pluck your brows

fucking hate having to live in this “blue or black ink” world

A trans woman cozies up to her trans girlfriend with a worried expression. She asks "babe, what's the matter? Why can't you get off?" The girlfriend, forlorn, sighs. She clenches her fist emphatically and looks upward toward an imagined, uncaring God. She says "it's just..." She opens her hand and stares in front of her with a 1000 yard stare and finishes "Neoliberalism." The first woman looks annoyed, pissed off.

People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.

the new york yankees still have a hair policy in the year 2025 but somehow an arkansas law related to hair is “like north korea” and not “like the new york yankees”

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

tweet from @hermit_hwarang american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of asians?!?!

feels like a good day to meditate on scripture,

I want to make this post because I see people trying to rewrite history and make dems the victims of a malicious campaign by Arabs and young people to tank Kamala's campaign swing states.

What actually happened is that dems made a horrible political calculation in Michigan and ate shit.

Omg if you want to get in a deep fucking hole and stole your hatred of cops to unseen levels start reading up on how cops use spurious accusations of "gang affiliation" systematically to engage in race based violence, to systematically destroy communities, to target people for retribution, and to

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

I feel the same way about Mr Beast as I do when Netflix says 300 million people watched some movie called Red Bulletin starring Chris Pratt and the Rock. I just don’t believe any of it is real. Actual people are doing wood carving.

What are we, a bunch of Asians?

Tweet from the Anti-Defamation League: "As ADL’s @orensegal told @J_Insider about the antisemitic conspiracy theories spread by Ian Carroll, "it is difficult to understand why Joe Rogan would offer his platform to further disseminate these ideas at a time when the Jewish community is facing increased vulnerability due to rising incidents targeting them.”"

It's actually extremely easy to understand why Joe Rogan would do this, but understanding it would require the ADL to ask larger questions about their new political allies on the Trumpist right, so instead they're going to pretend it's inexplicable.

i get so tired of seeing parents of kids with autism parading around like they know more about autism than an adult with autism. do us all a favor and shut up.

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

don’t get me wrong, i WANT a snatched jawline, but i think there’s something so insidious about encouraging people to literally tape their mouths shut overnight

this is obscene, this is insane, and i need to Get Out

also i know im just preaching to the chorus but WHY is the job market such A S S, like i did what i was supposed to and beyond, i went to grad school, i got my masters, i worked a REAL job—why am i out here applying for minimum wage gigs asking for my GPA like

realistically is a union job and a steady relationship too much to ask

here we go with the fucking lot of american ass plastic paddys, tiocfaidh ár lá, lemme hear you say “up the ra” or get the fuck out of this pub

i know it’s false spring and second winter is coming, but if i can’t get my planting started TODAY im gonna lose it

if i see any of you fuckers talking about how easter was an appropriated pagan holiday, any of the ostara/ishtar shit, i am stealing something from your house

RIP to a genuine hero